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P.B. Cooley
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Writer/Producer. Appalachian Studies M.A. candidate. More to come later.
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Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

(I couldn't pick between these two)
4 panel scene from a Jonny Cakes video. 1) Jonny Cakes: "Let me know who you want to see me compete against next." 2) Jonny Cakes, looking off camera: "Another one of my exes?" 3) Cake Twink: "I'm your current boyfriend by the way." 4) Jonny Cakes making a cringe/oops face. A black, white, and pink image of Sailor Moon in attack pose. Text: "My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government."
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
An image of Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. A screenshot of a social media post by "greelin" is laid over part of the image, and reads, "I'm a guy but like. Approximately."
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Swung by #TriPride today. Fun time, good weather, cute merch!
Picture of a lavender t-shirt. There is a drawing of an opossum playing a banjo with an inclusive pride flag on the resonator. The text around the image reads: "Pluck the Banjo Not Our Rights." Slate Grey t-shirt with an image of green grass, rolling mountain range, and a setting or rising sun. Im the bottom right of the image is text that reads: "There is -PRIDE- in Them/Their Hills."
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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L'Shanah Tovah! (לְשָׁנָה טוֹבָה)

Apple & Cranberry pie.
Photo of a golden, flaky apple-cranberry pie with a single slice missing and plated on the side.
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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If astrology isn't real, then explain this!
Screenshot from the Co-Star app. Underlined in red, "You tend to be right."
September 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Finally, after like almost 30 years, finished Revolutionary Girl Utena.
Image in the stile of Neon Genesis Evangelio episode title card. Black background with white text. DID THAT BITCH JUST PULL A SWORD OUTTA THAT OTHER BITCH? EPISODE:3.14159265359 少女革命ウテナ
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

(I couldn't pick between these two [see: Gemini], so I didn't. I bring nothing if not diptych energy)
A bust of Medusa, but instead of snakes it's penises. An opposom plays a tiny, toy piano-glockenspiel. Its face is tilted up, eyes half closed, mouth slightly opening as if crooning.
June 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Okay, Duo, but both of these are valid correct responses.
Screenshot from DuoLingo. Task: Complete this chat: Prompt: "Luis, ¿tú me quieres?" Response Options: A) "Sí, Anne, ¡te quiero mucho! B) "Un taxi, por favor."
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Cat.
Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) wanders a back alley filled with boxes in the rain, searching. The text reads "CAT !!!....CAT!"
November 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM