What they don’t tell you is that you can (and should) cut up mozzarella sticks and put them in tomato soup.

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I love watching baseball and looking at my phone while watching baseball

Everyone groans when Chris Pratt walks into the balcony overlooking St Peter's

Did not get a wide release. Did not really reflect my hometown. My dad had to travel to 2 hours away from Lebanon to be filmed as an extra for it (his scene did not make it in)

vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

Taco Bell has conditioned me believe that if I don’t get a limited time item the day of release, I’ll never get to try it

This shit fuckin rocks. Go birds forever

Anxiety will continue to increase throughout the day. Go birds.

“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”

Getting hate from everyone in my house (one person - wife) for drinking eggnog 😤

I’m all for bullying these losers but the nice thing about Bluesky is that they don’t show up in my feed every 5 posts like they would in the last two years of using Twitter

Sous-chefs

Gotta get used to being on a social media platform that actually works again

Fuck it. I’m here.