Ken
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Super Mega Baseball remains the best sports game of all time.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Super Mega Baseball remains the best sports game of all time.
We had photos taken as a family, and this is one of the photos of me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We had photos taken as a family, and this is one of the photos of me.
Applying for a job and the possible date ranges for entering work experience are absolutely insane.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Applying for a job and the possible date ranges for entering work experience are absolutely insane.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
We’re straying further and further from god’s light.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We’re straying further and further from god’s light.
My kid absolutely roasted me when I showed her this picture of vegetables from our garden that I took.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My kid absolutely roasted me when I showed her this picture of vegetables from our garden that I took.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
I got some pickling to do this weekend.
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I got some pickling to do this weekend.
Last week we had our roof replaced. Just went out to the garden to pick some peppers and saw this nail sticking out. Had to have been a 20ft fall and then his the pepper at the exact angle and speed. Wild
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Last week we had our roof replaced. Just went out to the garden to pick some peppers and saw this nail sticking out. Had to have been a 20ft fall and then his the pepper at the exact angle and speed. Wild
I received the absolutely wildest text at 4:59 this morning. “Happy 15th birthday, love mom” to a wrong number is both funny and depressing.
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I received the absolutely wildest text at 4:59 this morning. “Happy 15th birthday, love mom” to a wrong number is both funny and depressing.
My knowledge of specific Cardinals players pretty much ends with when I discovered beer.
My dad has a bat from one of those Benes guys because he pooped at their house when he was a home inspector.
My dad has a bat from one of those Benes guys because he pooped at their house when he was a home inspector.
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My knowledge of specific Cardinals players pretty much ends with when I discovered beer.
My dad has a bat from one of those Benes guys because he pooped at their house when he was a home inspector.
My dad has a bat from one of those Benes guys because he pooped at their house when he was a home inspector.
Look at this crazy bug I saw.
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Look at this crazy bug I saw.
65-year old woman from Missouri thinks they “sounds yum”
![Text from my mom that says “A [sic] sounds yum”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fpmug5trfm5ywlnwbuppjopm/bafkreibbbowjqkzjcrkb3khwiq2may7zr64hchukb5eammegfybbmxmrxe@jpeg)
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
65-year old woman from Missouri thinks they “sounds yum”
corn flavored corn chips for when the corn just isn’t enough corn
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
corn flavored corn chips for when the corn just isn’t enough corn
Last night, our dog Luna died. She was the best dog. Ice cubes were her favorite snack. Backyard rabbits feared her. She protected her true master, my 10 year old.
Fuck, this one hurt.
Fuck, this one hurt.
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Last night, our dog Luna died. She was the best dog. Ice cubes were her favorite snack. Backyard rabbits feared her. She protected her true master, my 10 year old.
Fuck, this one hurt.
Fuck, this one hurt.
I went on a hike today with my wife. We saw some pretty flowers and a turtle and a stream and hills and it was a good day. We didn’t get any ticks.
We’re now going to eat dinner.
We’re now going to eat dinner.
June 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I went on a hike today with my wife. We saw some pretty flowers and a turtle and a stream and hills and it was a good day. We didn’t get any ticks.
We’re now going to eat dinner.
We’re now going to eat dinner.
🎶I can show you the waaaaah🎶
June 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
🎶I can show you the waaaaah🎶
I recently lost my job due to reasons I contractually can’t say on social media.
I’m filling out applications and they’re asking for my current country of residence and Antarctica is one of the options.
Anyway, if you’re hiring an IT product manager or something in that line of work, hit me up.
I’m filling out applications and they’re asking for my current country of residence and Antarctica is one of the options.
Anyway, if you’re hiring an IT product manager or something in that line of work, hit me up.
May 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I recently lost my job due to reasons I contractually can’t say on social media.
I’m filling out applications and they’re asking for my current country of residence and Antarctica is one of the options.
Anyway, if you’re hiring an IT product manager or something in that line of work, hit me up.
I’m filling out applications and they’re asking for my current country of residence and Antarctica is one of the options.
Anyway, if you’re hiring an IT product manager or something in that line of work, hit me up.
They didn’t even need to take the sign down when they converted the Balltown Beef Gristle Mill to a strip club.
May 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They didn’t even need to take the sign down when they converted the Balltown Beef Gristle Mill to a strip club.
My wife just asked me why I was concentrating so hard on my phone. I was really zoned in on something and she was concerned that it was serious.
I was mapping how far Penile was from Balltown in Kentucky. It’s an hour away.
I was mapping how far Penile was from Balltown in Kentucky. It’s an hour away.
May 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My wife just asked me why I was concentrating so hard on my phone. I was really zoned in on something and she was concerned that it was serious.
I was mapping how far Penile was from Balltown in Kentucky. It’s an hour away.
I was mapping how far Penile was from Balltown in Kentucky. It’s an hour away.
Ce n'est pas une sortie.
May 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ce n'est pas une sortie.
I’ve been playing too much Oblivion. I almost picked these flowers on the way into the office so I could make a fortify willpower potion.
May 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’ve been playing too much Oblivion. I almost picked these flowers on the way into the office so I could make a fortify willpower potion.
Let’s open up the ol’ 401k app to see how Orange Monday is affecting my futu….
. . . n e a t . . .
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April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Let’s open up the ol’ 401k app to see how Orange Monday is affecting my futu….
. . . n e a t . . .
. . . n e a t . . .