Ken
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Ken
@coolkencool.bsky.social
· Sep 18
In college, we frequented China Star Super Buffet. Behind the checkout counter was a delivery map with a dot where the restaurant was located.
I asked the kid behind the counter “Why isn’t it a star for China Star?”
He responded, “Because the marker was round.”
I asked the kid behind the counter “Why isn’t it a star for China Star?”
He responded, “Because the marker was round.”
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Happy 15th anniversary to this legendary Carlo Colaiacovo moment
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Happy 15th anniversary to this legendary Carlo Colaiacovo moment
Super Mega Baseball remains the best sports game of all time.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Super Mega Baseball remains the best sports game of all time.
Ebenezer Scrooge shows up at noon with a raw goose, you know I’m not gonna be happy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Ebenezer Scrooge shows up at noon with a raw goose, you know I’m not gonna be happy.
It’s taco Tuesday
Kissing her neck
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s taco Tuesday
I broke a tooth on a gingersnap last week. When I went to the dentist to get my tooth fixed, the radio in the office was playing Hollaback Girl and, honestly, the sound of dental work was a preferable noise.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I broke a tooth on a gingersnap last week. When I went to the dentist to get my tooth fixed, the radio in the office was playing Hollaback Girl and, honestly, the sound of dental work was a preferable noise.
**Bing Crosby chugs some buttermilk and smokes a pipe. **
Rosemary Clooney, counting her blessings: I’m gonna put my mouth on your mouth.
Rosemary Clooney, counting her blessings: I’m gonna put my mouth on your mouth.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
**Bing Crosby chugs some buttermilk and smokes a pipe. **
Rosemary Clooney, counting her blessings: I’m gonna put my mouth on your mouth.
Rosemary Clooney, counting her blessings: I’m gonna put my mouth on your mouth.
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
My 12yo is working from home on a snow day today. She’s quickly learning how much filler is actually contained within any working day when you have to go to the office.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My 12yo is working from home on a snow day today. She’s quickly learning how much filler is actually contained within any working day when you have to go to the office.
Who is more annoying: Disney Adults or Christmas People?
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Who is more annoying: Disney Adults or Christmas People?
Just overheard my ten year old singing all of the words to the Reba theme song. This is a Reba Free household. I can keep my baby off drugs, but not Reba. Who did this to my little girl?
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just overheard my ten year old singing all of the words to the Reba theme song. This is a Reba Free household. I can keep my baby off drugs, but not Reba. Who did this to my little girl?
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
My family is politically aligned. The only time I had to bite my lip was when everyone started fawning over Stranger Things.
This shit is not worth tearing my family apart.
This shit is not worth tearing my family apart.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My family is politically aligned. The only time I had to bite my lip was when everyone started fawning over Stranger Things.
This shit is not worth tearing my family apart.
This shit is not worth tearing my family apart.
Round Here - Counting Crows
Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie
Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Round Here - Counting Crows
Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie
Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie
We had photos taken as a family, and this is one of the photos of me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We had photos taken as a family, and this is one of the photos of me.
Honeydew should be cantaloupe colored and cantaloupe should be honeydew colored. It’s like an Iceland/Greenland thing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Honeydew should be cantaloupe colored and cantaloupe should be honeydew colored. It’s like an Iceland/Greenland thing.
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the thrill of living is gone
10: My bus driver has a teardrop tattoo.
Me: Cool. 🤷
10, whispers: It means she killed someone.
Me: Why don’t you ask her about it?
10: I CAN’T! She’ll think I’ll tell the cops!
Me: Cool. 🤷
10, whispers: It means she killed someone.
Me: Why don’t you ask her about it?
10: I CAN’T! She’ll think I’ll tell the cops!
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
10: My bus driver has a teardrop tattoo.
Me: Cool. 🤷
10, whispers: It means she killed someone.
Me: Why don’t you ask her about it?
10: I CAN’T! She’ll think I’ll tell the cops!
Me: Cool. 🤷
10, whispers: It means she killed someone.
Me: Why don’t you ask her about it?
10: I CAN’T! She’ll think I’ll tell the cops!
Applying for a job and the possible date ranges for entering work experience are absolutely insane.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Applying for a job and the possible date ranges for entering work experience are absolutely insane.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
I am 1000 years old. I would like a job.
We’re straying further and further from god’s light.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We’re straying further and further from god’s light.
My wife had a double mastectomy on Friday for breast cancer. Pathology came back yesterday and said the cancer was localized only to the excited tissue and that she doesn’t need any further treatment.
What’s the highlight of your week so far?
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My wife had a double mastectomy on Friday for breast cancer. Pathology came back yesterday and said the cancer was localized only to the excited tissue and that she doesn’t need any further treatment.
Trying to explain the premise of MASH to my 10 year old. “But actually it’s funny” falls flat when you say it’s a show about people dying in the jungle during the Vietnam War.
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Trying to explain the premise of MASH to my 10 year old. “But actually it’s funny” falls flat when you say it’s a show about people dying in the jungle during the Vietnam War.
Hey everyone:
I am still looking for a product manager/business analyst role. I’d love remote, but if I’m in the office, I live in St. Louis.
My wife is having a double mastectomy on Friday to (hopefully) remove all of her breast cancer.
If you are hiring, please reach out.
I am still looking for a product manager/business analyst role. I’d love remote, but if I’m in the office, I live in St. Louis.
My wife is having a double mastectomy on Friday to (hopefully) remove all of her breast cancer.
If you are hiring, please reach out.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey everyone:
I am still looking for a product manager/business analyst role. I’d love remote, but if I’m in the office, I live in St. Louis.
My wife is having a double mastectomy on Friday to (hopefully) remove all of her breast cancer.
If you are hiring, please reach out.
I am still looking for a product manager/business analyst role. I’d love remote, but if I’m in the office, I live in St. Louis.
My wife is having a double mastectomy on Friday to (hopefully) remove all of her breast cancer.
If you are hiring, please reach out.
My kid absolutely roasted me when I showed her this picture of vegetables from our garden that I took.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My kid absolutely roasted me when I showed her this picture of vegetables from our garden that I took.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
“Cool pic. You gonna post that on Getty Images?”
Absolutely brutal own.
We went to Frazer’s in Benton Park on Friday and I have been upset ever since. I’ve never been to a place that was so perfectly atop a bell curve my entire life. It can be described as mid in a way that it creates a recursive definition.
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We went to Frazer’s in Benton Park on Friday and I have been upset ever since. I’ve never been to a place that was so perfectly atop a bell curve my entire life. It can be described as mid in a way that it creates a recursive definition.