Matt
@coolnessinc.bsky.social
He/Him. I live in Indiana, but not like that. I like books and coffee. I’m a cat person, but I’ll still pet your dog.
Don’t look: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk
Don’t look: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk
Roomba is hard working, time efficient, and punctual. What’s not to like?
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Roomba is hard working, time efficient, and punctual. What’s not to like?
Didn’t his last date end up trapped in a basement?!
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Didn’t his last date end up trapped in a basement?!
“Why yes, I do think I could eat 50 bagel bites. It would take time, but I’m confident I could.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“Why yes, I do think I could eat 50 bagel bites. It would take time, but I’m confident I could.”
First cup with, second cup without. That’s when the scrolling has started.
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
First cup with, second cup without. That’s when the scrolling has started.
I love it when this happens. Sometimes I wake up like I’m coming from underwater like “what fucking year is it?!”
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I love it when this happens. Sometimes I wake up like I’m coming from underwater like “what fucking year is it?!”
They scroll by and I’m just thinking “Yeah, I didn’t like that one either.”
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
They scroll by and I’m just thinking “Yeah, I didn’t like that one either.”
That is a good one! Recursion is also pretty good if you’re looking for more from that same author.
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That is a good one! Recursion is also pretty good if you’re looking for more from that same author.
I’m at 2 and not even close yet.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I’m at 2 and not even close yet.