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Matt

@coolnessinc.bsky.social

930 followers 240 following 960 posts

He/Him. I live in Indiana, but not like that. I like books and coffee. I’m a cat person, but I’ll still pet your dog. Silly Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · Jan 22

If you’re traveling and need someone to be anxious about killing your plants while actively killing your plants, I’m your guy.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 35m

Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 11m

Roses are red,
No Nobel prize,
They’re not for people
Whose brains are French fries

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 1h

[waiting for my morning coffee to be done]
Husband: Good Morning
Me: Calm tf down

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 49m

Last night I won the nobel Peace prize for not being a giant orange dictator with hate fuelling me

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 11h

Not a person on this planet knows me like my notes app does.

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 11h

Phew! I was afraid it would be too jarring.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna ask people who talk loudly why they're being such shouty pantses

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 11h

Took a social media break thinking I was doomscrolling too much.

Turns out the doom is everywhere, so I came back. At least here there are memes.

Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 12h

A curated collection of the finest dills.

The Dillennial Collection.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 12h

I wouldn’t call it an addiction, it’s more a pickle collection.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19h

My primary way of getting around is traipsing.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18h

At the end of the day, all I really want to do is run around the countryside upgrading my weapon, armor, and attributes. Maybe occasionally killing a monster. But that's about it.