Cool Spyro
@coolspyro.bsky.social
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Probably has a spreadsheet open. Likes to talk about politics, strategy, romance, lies, dating, video games and numbers.
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coolspyro.bsky.social
A finger on the monkeys paw curls as I sit wondering if any of the online cuties I follow have posted photos for international lesbians day
coolspyro.bsky.social
Almost perfect, if only the age gap was even bigger
brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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hollllypop.bsky.social
every time I send an email
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I saw a typo in a writeup I did a few weeks ago and decided to just leave it, as an artifact of my humanity.

While the machines seek perfection I'll continue to be flawed.
coolspyro.bsky.social
I can guarantee you that Jimmy fallon has a fetish nobody else in the world has. I don't know what it is but that creature doesn't reproduce the same way the rest of us do
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This made me think of "He Lives In You" from Lion King 2, and that made me do this, I'm sorry
coolspyro.bsky.social
That is shockingly terrible. Both as bad news but also in how stupid the method is

Isn't it hard enough to get people together for board games?!
coolspyro.bsky.social
Figuring out how to invest money ethically, its not easy. I inherently oppose the rich, every sector is corrupt. Thankfully I believe that a.i will create such an energy drain that investments in green energy HAVE to pay off (we simply don't have enough coal) but that's not very diversified
coolspyro.bsky.social
We have a measles outbreak. As someone who has had a serious life threatening illness and is dating someone who currently has one, I have a special hatred for the anti vaxxers. Especially as someone who's autistic. I've confronted my autism and I've confronted nearly dying, I know which is worse
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I'm done with my "explaining to men why being nice at the most basic level doesn't have to lead to sex" arc. I'm entering my "just send them this episode of recess" arc. It's accidentally a really good microcosm of male entitlement youtu.be/KQg47epyuI0?...
Disney's Recess - Nobody Doesn't Like T.J
YouTube video by iVideoXD
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coolspyro.bsky.social
Ted Cruz says stop attacking pedophiles lmao. Like he doesn't even correct himself, just please stop attacking the Guardians Of Pedophiles party uwu. Absolutely legendary gaffe www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4j...
VIRAL GAFFE: Ted Cruz Says 'Stop Attacking Pedophiles' While Discussing Fighting Crime
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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Rekha Shankar confirmed for No Rolls Barred's new clocktower series is a dream. One of my favourite comedic minds playing one of my favourite games (yes I know she's played other botc online but nrb is a special win). Love rekha so much <3
coolspyro.bsky.social
I'm shocked the Michigan Mormon shooter was a straight white trump supportin guy. Guess it's just one of those things
coolspyro.bsky.social
I think I was imagining like... the most comedically slippery floor ever, with several men tripping, falling and landing cock first on top of a woman. I was curious for the concept more than anything. But I do believe they simply just had some sex and that's kinda it
coolspyro.bsky.social
I watched a porn video called 'accidental gangbang' and on further review I don't think there was anything accidental about it. I hate being lied to by people whomst I've seen the arsehole of
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iwriteok.bsky.social
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
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chipzel.bsky.social
we have literally just only realised about 2 weeks ago that chewie has a tiny moustache and now I can't stop laughing when I see it and he's definitely taking it personally
coolspyro.bsky.social
i'm not comfy with spotify either, it's gross, all i want is to jam while also knowing the musicians i like get more than 12 pence, why is that so hard
coolspyro.bsky.social
1) is this going on spotify at some point?

2) Is this like, the most financially efficient way to support your local Chipzel? I feel I've EASILY got at least £50's worth of joy out of your music/tweets over the years and wanna send it to the right place

happ birff!
coolspyro.bsky.social
I've only just learned it's the bloody rapture today! bloody eck i'm underprepared
coolspyro.bsky.social
I saw this post earlier and thought you'd just kinda lost your damn mind, but I've since learned we're getting raptured today and this makes more sense now