Rocko's Modern Basilisk
@coolsword.bsky.social
Occasionally I have a thought I have to get rid of and this is where I put it.
1: how dare you
2: fuck you're right
2: fuck you're right
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
1: how dare you
2: fuck you're right
2: fuck you're right
Can attest to this
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Can attest to this
It's like their only medium through which to experience the world around them is biting
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's like their only medium through which to experience the world around them is biting
Motherfucker has just always looked like the guy on the Chessmaster cartridge (complimentary)
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Motherfucker has just always looked like the guy on the Chessmaster cartridge (complimentary)
Moved my shit to Tidal and never looked back
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Moved my shit to Tidal and never looked back
This is something you'd hear the villain in a BioShock game bragging about through audiologs
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is something you'd hear the villain in a BioShock game bragging about through audiologs
Did you ever read the Pratchett book with the bit about the pork futures warehouse
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Did you ever read the Pratchett book with the bit about the pork futures warehouse
I really loved this episode. Teared up a little at the end, even.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I really loved this episode. Teared up a little at the end, even.
I think this take has grown significantly less hot in recent days
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think this take has grown significantly less hot in recent days
You did a great job - thought this WAS a Kojima piece for a sec when it came scrolling by. Gorgeous.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You did a great job - thought this WAS a Kojima piece for a sec when it came scrolling by. Gorgeous.
This could be huge for Subway
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This could be huge for Subway
No judgment, we've all got our garbage. Mine just happens to be listening to Alex Jones being deposed over and over again so, y'know, you're not the weird one here
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
No judgment, we've all got our garbage. Mine just happens to be listening to Alex Jones being deposed over and over again so, y'know, you're not the weird one here
I think I watched one episode of American Horror Story and said to myself "I could be doing literally anything else" and then I did that
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I think I watched one episode of American Horror Story and said to myself "I could be doing literally anything else" and then I did that
I don't know who that is, what did he do
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't know who that is, what did he do
Can vouch, they're good
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can vouch, they're good
I'd know that ass anywhere
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'd know that ass anywhere
Been thinking this a lot lately
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Been thinking this a lot lately