Rocko's Modern Basilisk
@coolsword.bsky.social
Occasionally I have a thought I have to get rid of and this is where I put it.
Talk about aspirational marketing
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Talk about aspirational marketing
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"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
I thought the Del Toro Frankenstein was pretty good, solid 7.5/10, but it was very distracting seeing Charles Dance show up as Victor F's dad again
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I thought the Del Toro Frankenstein was pretty good, solid 7.5/10, but it was very distracting seeing Charles Dance show up as Victor F's dad again
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
Didn't find the bomber jacket of my dreams at the Pittsburgh Vintage Mixer, but didn't leave empty-handed either.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Didn't find the bomber jacket of my dreams at the Pittsburgh Vintage Mixer, but didn't leave empty-handed either.
Yesterday I had to explain what Kingdom Hearts is to a coworker and you really don't realize how insane that property is until you start saying stuff about it out loud with your human mouth
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Yesterday I had to explain what Kingdom Hearts is to a coworker and you really don't realize how insane that property is until you start saying stuff about it out loud with your human mouth
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Hmmm that doesn't seem good
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hmmm that doesn't seem good
One of my dumbest quirks is that I just don't like video games about comic book guys. I love video games; I love comic books. But every time I see a fully-rendered 3D depiction of Batman, my kneejerk reaction is, "Get out of my Playstation, you're not supposed to be in there."
September 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One of my dumbest quirks is that I just don't like video games about comic book guys. I love video games; I love comic books. But every time I see a fully-rendered 3D depiction of Batman, my kneejerk reaction is, "Get out of my Playstation, you're not supposed to be in there."
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Kill Bill is short for Killiam William
August 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kill Bill is short for Killiam William
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10 reasons not to rank Andrew Cuomo *at all*
June 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
10 reasons not to rank Andrew Cuomo *at all*
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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So ridiculous that entire groups of Americans are literally fighting for their lives and there are people who see the struggle and their first reaction is "this is a distraction from the thing that I'm personally more interested in"
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So ridiculous that entire groups of Americans are literally fighting for their lives and there are people who see the struggle and their first reaction is "this is a distraction from the thing that I'm personally more interested in"
All I know is I'm very excited for the next episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All I know is I'm very excited for the next episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social
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I forgot to ask everyone to read my comic for my birthday but yesterday was my birthday and I am asking you now to please read my comic. for my birthday. #webcomics
Hello #WebcomicDay! I make Doomsday, My Dear, an alt history dramedy about a tragic plague, political machinations in its wake, and personal fallout.
(I know. I'm sorry)
It's been running for 15 years this month! You can find it at doomsdaymydear.com
Content is for mature readers.
(I know. I'm sorry)
It's been running for 15 years this month! You can find it at doomsdaymydear.com
Content is for mature readers.
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I forgot to ask everyone to read my comic for my birthday but yesterday was my birthday and I am asking you now to please read my comic. for my birthday. #webcomics
I see we are en-dude-ening kitchen knives now. Isn't everyone just... tired?
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I see we are en-dude-ening kitchen knives now. Isn't everyone just... tired?
Dahntahn Pittsburgh today:
April 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dahntahn Pittsburgh today:
Who the fuck scheduled the economic blackout for the same day Monster Hunter Wilds releases
February 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Who the fuck scheduled the economic blackout for the same day Monster Hunter Wilds releases
A 70+ yr old dude just whizzed past me in the grocery store parking lot using his cart as a scooter and his grin at the completely involuntary fist pump and "Hell yeah!" I gave him will be keeping me warm for months.
It's harder to find, but there is still good to be found in the world.
It's harder to find, but there is still good to be found in the world.
February 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A 70+ yr old dude just whizzed past me in the grocery store parking lot using his cart as a scooter and his grin at the completely involuntary fist pump and "Hell yeah!" I gave him will be keeping me warm for months.
It's harder to find, but there is still good to be found in the world.
It's harder to find, but there is still good to be found in the world.
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the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves
Got myself a gorgeous little treat.
January 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got myself a gorgeous little treat.
Men would literally rather be visited by three ghosts than go to therapy
December 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Men would literally rather be visited by three ghosts than go to therapy
Gettin' into the Christmas spirit over here
December 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Gettin' into the Christmas spirit over here