ghostbones
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once and future idiot king
everything i post is deadly serious
once and future idiot king
everything i post is deadly serious
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if it wasn’t for gambling wild bill hickok would be alive today
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
if it wasn’t for gambling wild bill hickok would be alive today
it’s time to bring back aide-de-camps
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
it’s time to bring back aide-de-camps
fetterman homunculus
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
fetterman homunculus
i have never screamed for ice cream as i’m an adult and it’s not even that scary
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i have never screamed for ice cream as i’m an adult and it’s not even that scary
medieval monks prob spelled it ‘li-turd-gical” sometimes and were well chuffed
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
medieval monks prob spelled it ‘li-turd-gical” sometimes and were well chuffed
balls (platoon)
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Balls
How To Train Your Balls
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
balls (platoon)
type a shit i’m sending to my mom when i go no contact
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
type a shit i’m sending to my mom when i go no contact
the mayor has stated at their latest press conference that no one could have predicted Operation Hate Squad would turn out the way it did and encourages voters to forget this by the next election
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
the mayor has stated at their latest press conference that no one could have predicted Operation Hate Squad would turn out the way it did and encourages voters to forget this by the next election
zombies like brains so much because they respect women
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
zombies like brains so much because they respect women
if you like cops you’re gonna love this new force we’ve cooked up: they’ve got bigger guns, less training, no oversight, and an average of 1.3 violent arrests per officer. we’re calling them hate force and they’re now in every city in the country
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
if you like cops you’re gonna love this new force we’ve cooked up: they’ve got bigger guns, less training, no oversight, and an average of 1.3 violent arrests per officer. we’re calling them hate force and they’re now in every city in the country
grabbing for a cop’s firearm is not an impulsive move, rather it is an inherent human desire and part of a greater cluster of thoughts and emotions known to researchers as The Cool Zone
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
grabbing for a cop’s firearm is not an impulsive move, rather it is an inherent human desire and part of a greater cluster of thoughts and emotions known to researchers as The Cool Zone
we need to bring back breakfast soup discourse
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
we need to bring back breakfast soup discourse
did you know if you pull off a cop’s badge they deactivate? it’s true try it
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
did you know if you pull off a cop’s badge they deactivate? it’s true try it
could god create a chili dog so big that even they couldn’t suck on it
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
could god create a chili dog so big that even they couldn’t suck on it
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roger rabbit appreciation month
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
roger rabbit appreciation month
the revolution will not be televised but there will be a companion podcast
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
the revolution will not be televised but there will be a companion podcast
it’s time to pokémon go to the gun store
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
it’s time to pokémon go to the gun store
whoever invented sleep was really on to something
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
whoever invented sleep was really on to something
i am no mere shrimpleton
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
i am no mere shrimpleton
imagine if they made an event horizon that was good. that would be cool
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
imagine if they made an event horizon that was good. that would be cool
movie chat time
strange harvest 2024
idiot review: fun faux true crime documentary. long on style but i feel like some of the most interesting threads are left very undeveloped. genuinely creepy at times and i’ll give it a thumbs up 👍 if you like scary movies
strange harvest 2024
idiot review: fun faux true crime documentary. long on style but i feel like some of the most interesting threads are left very undeveloped. genuinely creepy at times and i’ll give it a thumbs up 👍 if you like scary movies
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 AM
movie chat time
strange harvest 2024
idiot review: fun faux true crime documentary. long on style but i feel like some of the most interesting threads are left very undeveloped. genuinely creepy at times and i’ll give it a thumbs up 👍 if you like scary movies
strange harvest 2024
idiot review: fun faux true crime documentary. long on style but i feel like some of the most interesting threads are left very undeveloped. genuinely creepy at times and i’ll give it a thumbs up 👍 if you like scary movies
am henceforth referring to the penalty box as the puck chair since the lil sickos get put in there to watch the other players have fun with the game
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
am henceforth referring to the penalty box as the puck chair since the lil sickos get put in there to watch the other players have fun with the game
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hungry hungry hippo is a game that can only exist under capitalism and if you don't understand that than clearly you don't read theory
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
hungry hungry hippo is a game that can only exist under capitalism and if you don't understand that than clearly you don't read theory