Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
coprolithic.bsky.social
Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
@coprolithic.bsky.social
GIS wonk occasionally kidnapped by archaeologists, palaeontologists and fish people. Photographer, knapper, and all weather cyclist in a city reputed to be winter 11 months per year.

#GIS #archaeology #climate #cycling #yegbike #yegdt #cats #photography
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The sheer irony of this loser running for city council on a "Clean up the City" slogan, spamming the public spaces of the ward with his signs, and then never coming to pick up all of his litter after the election. #yegcc

(No relation to Sir Patrick Stewart.)
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am joining the War on Autism, on the side of Autism.
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This raven flew alongside my bicycle for approx 200m last night.
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m getting optimistic about this one.
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
To distract from their litany of failures and the fact that we're once again in an oil bust economy, the Government of Alberta has unveiled new license plate options, and I can't help but note that one of them appears to be an orphaned well.
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is her Sarracenia purpurea, which is quite charming. For gnats she has a bunch of Drosera spp. A flytrap is visible in the background with one of its leaves tightly clamped shut around another fly.
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We had rather fantastic productivity from ours, even though we got them into the ground rather late. The 'Black Krim' variety produced some giants.
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Related: I am thinking that we’re absolutely going to have to replace the concrete walk where our current French drain crosses it. Hopefully it’ll be a decade or more, but the yard was graded with a drainage swale flowing left to right across it. Fortunately we are not a hugely moist climate.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is my cat snoring loudly as she naps on my chest after her gabapentin kicks in. As mentioned elsewhere, she just had surgery yesterday.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fuck Harry Potter.

Watch Daniel Radcliffe embark upon a magical hero’s journey in his career defining role as @alyankovic.bsky.social in “Weird: the Al Yankovic Story
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You've inspired me to put pen to paper.
August 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Taking a shot at crafting my own reply to Maine state senator Joseph "Joe-Bob" E Martin and that letter he sent to western MLA's on having us all join the United States.
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why are the way you are.
August 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It has its moments, topographically.
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Alt text version:
August 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is the neighbour’s ADU, for instance. It’s an apartment over their garage with a separate entrance. They also have a separate suite in their basement.
August 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Our tomatoes are a little intense. This is three plants. The other half made ollas at pottery, and these seem to have found them.
August 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bloobs.
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My other half has gotten into plants. Specifically, she has gotten into plants that eat things. So earlier I heard a weird buzzing sound and discovered it was coming from inside one of these flytrap leaves. Watch with sound.
July 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So tiiiiiiired.
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tricky things about being a dirt person:
1) Everywhere I go, I see a rock that is perfect for our garden.
2) I am going to fuss over all of them to place them plausibly.
3) Each rock I hand place is developing lore.
June 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Spent half the night in veterinary ER with my cat last night while she took the most overwhelmingly expensive poop of her entire almost 17 year life. But she’s home safe and sound.

Your beast is ominous.
June 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The local brewery has started bringing in food trucks to compensate for its lack of kitchen, and has put its patio into summer mode. Now I’m really starting to feel the walkable neighborhood vibe.
June 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM