Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
@coprolithic.bsky.social
GIS wonk occasionally kidnapped by archaeologists, palaeontologists and fish people. Photographer, knapper, and all weather cyclist in a city reputed to be winter 11 months per year.
#GIS #archaeology #climate #cycling #yegbike #yegdt #cats #photography
#GIS #archaeology #climate #cycling #yegbike #yegdt #cats #photography
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
@coprolithic.bsky.social
· Oct 18
So, I used the same likeness on the bird site, which I left quite a while ago. I'm also present on the Proboscidian site, which has a certain charm to me because it reminds me of the old BBS days. But I understand this one has been taking off too, and figured I'd give it a try.
Thinking back to how many outlets tried to sane-wash Trump's "51st State" rhetoric re Canada, including @ianhanomansing.bsky.social on #CrossCountryFuckup and now Trump's own people are touting the whole Venezuela shows that Trump means what he says when he puts out this bellicose rhetoric.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Thinking back to how many outlets tried to sane-wash Trump's "51st State" rhetoric re Canada, including @ianhanomansing.bsky.social on #CrossCountryFuckup and now Trump's own people are touting the whole Venezuela shows that Trump means what he says when he puts out this bellicose rhetoric.
I am only ever calling it "regurgitative AI".
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I am only ever calling it "regurgitative AI".
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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"thank goodness I won't have to look at the poor people from my own neighbourhood when I go grocery shopping, but I can still sneer at the poors in someone else's community"
"Conspiracy theorist relieved that proposed local amenities have been voted against and will now be a 30 minute drive away."
December 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"thank goodness I won't have to look at the poor people from my own neighbourhood when I go grocery shopping, but I can still sneer at the poors in someone else's community"
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An autistic woman facing social consequences for blurting out the thing everyone else was thinking but not saying has announced that it was “totally worth it”.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/124700...
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December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
An autistic woman facing social consequences for blurting out the thing everyone else was thinking but not saying has announced that it was “totally worth it”.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/124700...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/124700...
Went to a massage therapist for the first time because I was having a bit of pain. Shortly into the treatment, the RMT hesitates and says, "Okay. Wow."
Apparently my back tells a story.
Apparently my back tells a story.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Went to a massage therapist for the first time because I was having a bit of pain. Shortly into the treatment, the RMT hesitates and says, "Okay. Wow."
Apparently my back tells a story.
Apparently my back tells a story.
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Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conten...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conten...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conten...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conten...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
The Christmas tree is snoring.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Christmas tree is snoring.
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Folks will complain that an 8-plex is ruining the character of their neighbourhood when the entire character is copy-pasted ticky tacky boxes that are old enough to have asbestos but not old enough to have anything resembling architecture.
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Folks will complain that an 8-plex is ruining the character of their neighbourhood when the entire character is copy-pasted ticky tacky boxes that are old enough to have asbestos but not old enough to have anything resembling architecture.
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![Comic. [Equation [rjf = 2GM / (4.5 m/s)2] with small drawing showing a circle with the radius delineated. On top of the circle there is an arc showing a small frog jumping and landing with RIBBIT and PLOP sound effects.] [caption] More practically useful than the Schwarzschild radius, the *Jumping Frog Radius* is the radius at which an object’s gravitational pull is so strong that even a champion jumping frog can’t escape.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreie7ex2amt4r4e6xhwf2pvxfejdyi6mv56d3hdfha64wjmp3gkltti@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When I say that I try to live as car free as possible, with my bike being my main mode of transportation, a common response is BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO IN WINTER followed by the sound of flushing their recently expelled brain down the toilet.
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When I say that I try to live as car free as possible, with my bike being my main mode of transportation, a common response is BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO IN WINTER followed by the sound of flushing their recently expelled brain down the toilet.
Strapping on my snow shoes to Sasquatch my way to Canadian Tire to buy a snow shovel.
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Strapping on my snow shoes to Sasquatch my way to Canadian Tire to buy a snow shovel.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Now that I have a little bit of spare money for the first time in my life, and given that the world is in such a dire state and our future seems so insecure, I asked for financial advice and was told to invest in precious metals.
So I did.
So I did.
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Now that I have a little bit of spare money for the first time in my life, and given that the world is in such a dire state and our future seems so insecure, I asked for financial advice and was told to invest in precious metals.
So I did.
So I did.
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
The other half got an advent calendar that is has a different preserve for pairing with different cheeses and I am thinking a control sample is in order to test the suggested cheese pairings.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The other half got an advent calendar that is has a different preserve for pairing with different cheeses and I am thinking a control sample is in order to test the suggested cheese pairings.
It's kind of weird how the folks who think that vaccines kill folks and who look forward to our vaccine time bombs going off and wiping us out so they can take over the world really don't want us to have access to vaccines. 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's kind of weird how the folks who think that vaccines kill folks and who look forward to our vaccine time bombs going off and wiping us out so they can take over the world really don't want us to have access to vaccines. 🤔
I will only ever be referring to it as "regurgitative AI" from now on.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I will only ever be referring to it as "regurgitative AI" from now on.
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why do they have the same expression
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
why do they have the same expression
So, if Alberta were to separate from Canada, why wouldn’t the Edmonton area separate from Alberta and keep the refineries and pipeline terminals?
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So, if Alberta were to separate from Canada, why wouldn’t the Edmonton area separate from Alberta and keep the refineries and pipeline terminals?
I do appreciate how in @thebeaverton.com's podcast, @clareblackwood.bsky.social keeps bringing up "skeets" and preserving this essential aspect of BlueSky culture.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I do appreciate how in @thebeaverton.com's podcast, @clareblackwood.bsky.social keeps bringing up "skeets" and preserving this essential aspect of BlueSky culture.
Went to see Vinyl Cafe: the Musical with the other half at the Edmonton Citadel Theatre last night. It is built around the themes of several Vinyl Cafe sketches, but most notably "Dave Cooks the Turkey".
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went to see Vinyl Cafe: the Musical with the other half at the Edmonton Citadel Theatre last night. It is built around the themes of several Vinyl Cafe sketches, but most notably "Dave Cooks the Turkey".