Manic Pixie Dream Goblin
@zincsaucier1.bsky.social
I'm Tess, just a messy lil queer polyam transexual goblin (she/they) 🏳️⚧️🏳🌈
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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.
Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.
Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
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A little shameless soft-launch
I've been working on a little hobby project over the break around the realities of Alberta Separation.
Assuming the current state tax replication with
@ABProsperity promise to end income tax, the budgetary impact would be $53.2bn or 72.4% loss.
I've been working on a little hobby project over the break around the realities of Alberta Separation.
Assuming the current state tax replication with
@ABProsperity promise to end income tax, the budgetary impact would be $53.2bn or 72.4% loss.
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A little shameless soft-launch
I've been working on a little hobby project over the break around the realities of Alberta Separation.
Assuming the current state tax replication with
@ABProsperity promise to end income tax, the budgetary impact would be $53.2bn or 72.4% loss.
I've been working on a little hobby project over the break around the realities of Alberta Separation.
Assuming the current state tax replication with
@ABProsperity promise to end income tax, the budgetary impact would be $53.2bn or 72.4% loss.
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The British invented great phrases, but I'm very partial to GOBSMACKED.
It derives from Gaulish: 'gobbo-' meaning "mouth," through Irish/Scottish Gaelic 'gob'. As in "shut yer gob."
"Smack" comes from Low German 'smacken', probably imitative of the sound of slapping a face.
So, gobsmacked = 🫢
It derives from Gaulish: 'gobbo-' meaning "mouth," through Irish/Scottish Gaelic 'gob'. As in "shut yer gob."
"Smack" comes from Low German 'smacken', probably imitative of the sound of slapping a face.
So, gobsmacked = 🫢
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The British invented great phrases, but I'm very partial to GOBSMACKED.
It derives from Gaulish: 'gobbo-' meaning "mouth," through Irish/Scottish Gaelic 'gob'. As in "shut yer gob."
"Smack" comes from Low German 'smacken', probably imitative of the sound of slapping a face.
So, gobsmacked = 🫢
It derives from Gaulish: 'gobbo-' meaning "mouth," through Irish/Scottish Gaelic 'gob'. As in "shut yer gob."
"Smack" comes from Low German 'smacken', probably imitative of the sound of slapping a face.
So, gobsmacked = 🫢
super productive before 9am!
1. got up early, dressed and caffeinated on time!
2. on time for class! (that isn't scheduled b/c it's orientation day!)
3. got mistaken for the teacher by the only other student!
4. didn't check the lid on my thermos and soaked my bag with latte!
it's a great day!
1. got up early, dressed and caffeinated on time!
2. on time for class! (that isn't scheduled b/c it's orientation day!)
3. got mistaken for the teacher by the only other student!
4. didn't check the lid on my thermos and soaked my bag with latte!
it's a great day!
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
super productive before 9am!
1. got up early, dressed and caffeinated on time!
2. on time for class! (that isn't scheduled b/c it's orientation day!)
3. got mistaken for the teacher by the only other student!
4. didn't check the lid on my thermos and soaked my bag with latte!
it's a great day!
1. got up early, dressed and caffeinated on time!
2. on time for class! (that isn't scheduled b/c it's orientation day!)
3. got mistaken for the teacher by the only other student!
4. didn't check the lid on my thermos and soaked my bag with latte!
it's a great day!
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"Woman who just bought a new gravel bike "can't wait" to hear how she's riding it wrong by local men"
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January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Woman who just bought a new gravel bike "can't wait" to hear how she's riding it wrong by local men"
www.creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorec...
www.creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorec...
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I'll start 2026 the same way I finished 2025, by begging people to use alt text. It's not that hard and it makes viewing your photos a more enjoyable experience for everyone, not just those with limited sight.
(I steadfastly refuse to interact in any way with photos that don't have alt text)
(I steadfastly refuse to interact in any way with photos that don't have alt text)
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'll start 2026 the same way I finished 2025, by begging people to use alt text. It's not that hard and it makes viewing your photos a more enjoyable experience for everyone, not just those with limited sight.
(I steadfastly refuse to interact in any way with photos that don't have alt text)
(I steadfastly refuse to interact in any way with photos that don't have alt text)
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sometimes i really wonder why the most propagandized and least organized people on earth whose *civilians* think of themselves as deputized to run protestors over with cars don’t rise up against their evil government en masse,
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
sometimes i really wonder why the most propagandized and least organized people on earth whose *civilians* think of themselves as deputized to run protestors over with cars don’t rise up against their evil government en masse,
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"Oh yeah, what even IS art?"
Art is the act of producing something for the sole purpose of entertainment, provocation, or discourse.
There. I just saved you a textbook.
Art is the act of producing something for the sole purpose of entertainment, provocation, or discourse.
There. I just saved you a textbook.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"Oh yeah, what even IS art?"
Art is the act of producing something for the sole purpose of entertainment, provocation, or discourse.
There. I just saved you a textbook.
Art is the act of producing something for the sole purpose of entertainment, provocation, or discourse.
There. I just saved you a textbook.
I know what I would pick, but too many people are deathly afraid that giving up their ability to oppress others means that they will then be oppressed by those same others in retaliation
on this side of the pond you can get the same whinging when you say "land back"
on this side of the pond you can get the same whinging when you say "land back"
I for one welcome...
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I know what I would pick, but too many people are deathly afraid that giving up their ability to oppress others means that they will then be oppressed by those same others in retaliation
on this side of the pond you can get the same whinging when you say "land back"
on this side of the pond you can get the same whinging when you say "land back"
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The more you help me share now, the sooner I can stop annoying everyone.
(Am hoping to get down to 15 pages of items - approximately 350 pieces left.)
#bsnm
(Am hoping to get down to 15 pages of items - approximately 350 pieces left.)
#bsnm
Sorry I’m in a mini-biz posting phase. I know it’s annoying but:
1. It’s my only income.
2. I don’t know if I want to continue with it.
3. I feel like I’m midlife crisising.
So help me get rid of as much stuff as possible for 75% off. Help me lose money but decorate your life.
Loxythemaker.com
1. It’s my only income.
2. I don’t know if I want to continue with it.
3. I feel like I’m midlife crisising.
So help me get rid of as much stuff as possible for 75% off. Help me lose money but decorate your life.
Loxythemaker.com
Loxy the Maker - Yukon-made jewelry and accessories
Earrings, necklaces, hair clips, pins, magnets, wall hangings, suncatchers and other custom creations made from polymer clay and laser cut wood.
Loxythemaker.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The more you help me share now, the sooner I can stop annoying everyone.
(Am hoping to get down to 15 pages of items - approximately 350 pieces left.)
#bsnm
(Am hoping to get down to 15 pages of items - approximately 350 pieces left.)
#bsnm
catching up with my friends on this site: time consuming
dealing with butthurt liberals on this site: exhausting
finding out that I've been blocked (like a bunch of other trans folks) by @pfrazee.com because I've made all of 1 post about bsky.team's bullshit: priceless
dealing with butthurt liberals on this site: exhausting
finding out that I've been blocked (like a bunch of other trans folks) by @pfrazee.com because I've made all of 1 post about bsky.team's bullshit: priceless
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
catching up with my friends on this site: time consuming
dealing with butthurt liberals on this site: exhausting
finding out that I've been blocked (like a bunch of other trans folks) by @pfrazee.com because I've made all of 1 post about bsky.team's bullshit: priceless
dealing with butthurt liberals on this site: exhausting
finding out that I've been blocked (like a bunch of other trans folks) by @pfrazee.com because I've made all of 1 post about bsky.team's bullshit: priceless
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hoar frost and frosty whores 🥶
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
hoar frost and frosty whores 🥶
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This is the most wishy washy Liberal response I could have dreamt of. In terms of law, there's no difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Carney. We can't shrug when something illegal and insane is done to someone just because we don't like them, because EVERYONE needs to have rights!
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is the most wishy washy Liberal response I could have dreamt of. In terms of law, there's no difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Carney. We can't shrug when something illegal and insane is done to someone just because we don't like them, because EVERYONE needs to have rights!
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No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
same dog, more bewilderment
same dog, more bewilderment
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
same dog, more bewilderment
same dog, more bewilderment
No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
same dog, more bewilderment
same dog, more bewilderment
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
same dog, more bewilderment
same dog, more bewilderment
we've already shown that AI is reducing our cognitive function, not amplifying it. can we just get rid of these idiots please?
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
we've already shown that AI is reducing our cognitive function, not amplifying it. can we just get rid of these idiots please?
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You can make being trans 25% of your personality, as a treat
on the one hand you shouldn't make being trans your whole personality otoh have you seen what cishet ppl are doing with their personalities? my goodness
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
You can make being trans 25% of your personality, as a treat
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i think if you make ai porn of a real person you should be put in a pillory and your mother should be given a crowbar and the choice of which wrist of yours to break if im being honest
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i think if you make ai porn of a real person you should be put in a pillory and your mother should be given a crowbar and the choice of which wrist of yours to break if im being honest
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incels are sooooooo whiny considering humans aren’t even one of the species where the female kills and eats the men she doesn’t want to fuck
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
incels are sooooooo whiny considering humans aren’t even one of the species where the female kills and eats the men she doesn’t want to fuck
hi, I'm premature birth
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
hi, I'm premature birth
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"What's this?! IT'S GAIL SLAM-ONE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
CORRECTED POST: :)
MPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE: If you are trans at a convention I am at and someone gives you shit about it, let me know and I will come throw a fucking chair at them.
This service is complimentary.
Also, I have to start proofreading my posts!
MPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE: If you are trans at a convention I am at and someone gives you shit about it, let me know and I will come throw a fucking chair at them.
This service is complimentary.
Also, I have to start proofreading my posts!
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"What's this?! IT'S GAIL SLAM-ONE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
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top? bottom??? just tell me which one of you sets up & reads the instructions for a new game
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
top? bottom??? just tell me which one of you sets up & reads the instructions for a new game
comrade derek
2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
comrade derek
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the energy i’m bringing to the new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
the energy i’m bringing to the new year
girl maxxing girl rotting and girl dinner for new years. as one does
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
girl maxxing girl rotting and girl dinner for new years. as one does