Benjamin Online
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That's our boy, little Bobby Numbers
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's our boy, little Bobby Numbers
We could just live in mixed use cities like normal people
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We could just live in mixed use cities like normal people
I've only played a couple halting games of backgammon, and probably not following the rules properly, but it still just felt good. There must be a lot of good feeling strategy under there I want to find
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I've only played a couple halting games of backgammon, and probably not following the rules properly, but it still just felt good. There must be a lot of good feeling strategy under there I want to find
They got tired of reassuring Wall Street that nothing fundamental will change so they put it right in the marketing
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They got tired of reassuring Wall Street that nothing fundamental will change so they put it right in the marketing
Being cursed by knowledge does not improve your odds at the dog show but rubbing an egg in your fur might help
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Being cursed by knowledge does not improve your odds at the dog show but rubbing an egg in your fur might help
Everything there is good so therefore it will be good, easy peasy
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Everything there is good so therefore it will be good, easy peasy
What's the "Baby on board" posting equivalent
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What's the "Baby on board" posting equivalent
You wish, pot junker!
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You wish, pot junker!
"Meesa hear yousa got da hollow belly, needin' da eggy-weggy! Gonna poppit out da cloussy right now okie-day?"
*two hours of loud moaning*
*two hours of loud moaning*
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Meesa hear yousa got da hollow belly, needin' da eggy-weggy! Gonna poppit out da cloussy right now okie-day?"
*two hours of loud moaning*
*two hours of loud moaning*
On the one hand, this whole day has a looming sense of dread between massive outages coinciding with Epstein news and the big chatbot bubble collapsing (Coincidence?! yeah probably).
On the other hand, lmao
On the other hand, lmao
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
On the one hand, this whole day has a looming sense of dread between massive outages coinciding with Epstein news and the big chatbot bubble collapsing (Coincidence?! yeah probably).
On the other hand, lmao
On the other hand, lmao
it's just two of these minus guys right
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November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it's just two of these minus guys right
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downloading my meatpgs4s from the hamnet
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
downloading my meatpgs4s from the hamnet
optimization culture has erased microwave time normativity, smh
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
optimization culture has erased microwave time normativity, smh
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
Glad to see someone else remembers the Bonzi Buddy to use it as an insult against the market forces chatbots
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Glad to see someone else remembers the Bonzi Buddy to use it as an insult against the market forces chatbots
That's a megaball at least, maybe ultraball
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That's a megaball at least, maybe ultraball
running eight electric space heaters in my yard to own the libs
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
running eight electric space heaters in my yard to own the libs
Reposted by Benjamin Online
![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM