Benjamin Online
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Is this moss?
Marlow Moss, Composition in Black and White Number 4, 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Is this moss?
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ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
If Half-Life 2, TF 2 and Portal were in the Orange Box, and the portals are Orange and Blue, will Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and TF 3 be in the Blue Box?
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If Half-Life 2, TF 2 and Portal were in the Orange Box, and the portals are Orange and Blue, will Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and TF 3 be in the Blue Box?
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
Supplanted Super Metroid as my defining game, except maybe Dirt Rally 2
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Supplanted Super Metroid as my defining game, except maybe Dirt Rally 2
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I'm going to do this but to my own parents instead of a chat bot
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm going to do this but to my own parents instead of a chat bot
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
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Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
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I forgot I downloaded this
May 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I forgot I downloaded this
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Folks, some incredible news:
A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump.
Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world.
theonion.com/badpedophile
A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump.
Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world.
theonion.com/badpedophile
September 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Folks, some incredible news:
A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump.
Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world.
theonion.com/badpedophile
A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump.
Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world.
theonion.com/badpedophile
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Anyway, here is a full minute of Meghan McCain saying “my father.”
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Anyway, here is a full minute of Meghan McCain saying “my father.”
@jeffgerstmann.com Seems like every time I catch a new energy drink review it's something vile toward the bottom of the list. Just saw two new Ghost flavors on break and Raspberry Cream is pretty good. not better than Orange cream but better than electric dragon fruit dog piss or whatever that was
September 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@jeffgerstmann.com Seems like every time I catch a new energy drink review it's something vile toward the bottom of the list. Just saw two new Ghost flavors on break and Raspberry Cream is pretty good. not better than Orange cream but better than electric dragon fruit dog piss or whatever that was
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
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Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
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and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
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emerald fennel: heirloom farmer's market microgreen you can only buy for one weekend in july
emerald & fennel: store that sells salt lamps run at a loss by housewife who married a cardiologist
emerald + fennel: bespoke ai coding platform your coworker addicted to sports betting swears by
emerald & fennel: store that sells salt lamps run at a loss by housewife who married a cardiologist
emerald + fennel: bespoke ai coding platform your coworker addicted to sports betting swears by
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
emerald fennel: heirloom farmer's market microgreen you can only buy for one weekend in july
emerald & fennel: store that sells salt lamps run at a loss by housewife who married a cardiologist
emerald + fennel: bespoke ai coding platform your coworker addicted to sports betting swears by
emerald & fennel: store that sells salt lamps run at a loss by housewife who married a cardiologist
emerald + fennel: bespoke ai coding platform your coworker addicted to sports betting swears by
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Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/