Mx. Coreo Jones
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Mx. Coreo Jones
@coreopsismajor.bsky.social
Take the cilantro, leave the zamboni. Interdisciplinary shitposting, overthinking the absurd, special interests, sometimes smut. Disabled they/X也/они. Art by @brittsabo. FUBFree. My gigs and contact info: https://coreopsismajor.carrd.co/
I can't remember how to take a screenshot on Linux usually, but Jiniret just brought that menu up by walking across my keyboard.
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fri. Jan. 30 edition: I'm Coreo. I can't work full-time anymore, and I need help paying down my revolving debt. Can you share these kittens and share my GFM link at the same time? Thank you! gofund.me/4903591f2
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I love it when this 🥟 is all artsy. Also I'm still not over how he just walked around for a while with the hanja for his name written on his fingernails. Its just sharpie, or I'll eat my hat.
January 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Okay but how many Michelin stars tho. I'm thinkin like 17 or more. Just buckets of Michelin stars, what do you mean that's not how it works
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Couple of album promo stills that are I presume heavy makeup but not whatever the Dior show look was
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I'm Coreo. I can't work full-time anymore, and I need help paying down my revolving debt. Can you share this to people who might want to see some kittens? (1 more pic in my latest update on the GFM page!) gofund.me/4903591f2
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sunday kitten pics:
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The belly is a trap and the guilt trip stare to get you to try it anyway is intense.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This turned into cheek chomping, because they are avid play fighters
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hi, what is that, can Sunshine help by batting at, pouncing on, and or eating the thing?
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is Sunnie desiring to play with Jinnie and the mylar ball. She isn't territorial and has so far been silent.
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is Jinnie and her emotional support mylar ball. She carries it around, prefers it as a play item, and is territorial about it with growling. It is very cute and very silly.
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Kittenmas is successful.

Foreground left is Sunshine.

In the cardboard box is Jiniret.

Sunnie and Jinnie.

They are sisters, from a farm somewhere in upstate NY. Their de facto birthday is August 11 so yes, they're Leos.
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I have to go to bed now but with the caveat that I may skip questions, I will answer tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 AM
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm calling the third floor rec space in this house the orgy room and nobody, nobody can stop me.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Buzzy helps unpack by yelling in every room and then quality control testing the freshly made beds. Thanks, Captain Fun Water.
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My queen has forgiven many things this week.
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Here!
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This is a hilarious test post
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
How it's going
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Please have Mumu, this morning, with her tongue sticking out while she sat for head skritches.
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Last minute lemonpigs. Happy New Year! 🎊
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
May peace rain, even though my goodness, kittens are satisfying to chomp. I'm not even a cat, and I know this.

In return here's Sanmei's bulldog puppy with the pittie's tail in her mouth, like the absolute chaos muppet that she is. The pittie was horrified, but apparently deserves this.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM