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Mx. Coreo Jones

@coreopsismajor.bsky.social

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Take the cilantro, leave the zamboni. Interdisciplinary shitposting, overthinking the absurd, special interests, sometimes smut. Disabled they/X也/они. Art by @brittsabo. FUBFree. My gigs and contact info: https://coreopsismajor.carrd.co/

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · Apr 10

I'm Coreo! I edit, proofread, format ePubs, and do author coaching. I am a supportive, organized editor with fandom-friendly and explicit works friendly policies, and I love to help people! Come see all of my gigs via coreopsismajor.carrd.co and click around, and please, spread the word!

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 8h

That makes sense to me, I don't even tennis and I know about the Federer Nadal dynamic

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 9h

Yup. He even almost certainly knows a lot of this but the imprinting, it is a thing.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 9h

H A M R A D I O

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 9h

This sounds relevant to my interests

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 15h

Y'all's posts are also reminding me of that one Mariners vs Cleveland game that went to insane extra innings in 2001. @dodecahedron.bsky.social I think you were in Canada during that, whew

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 15h

Augh, those were the daaaaaaaaaays

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 15h

Daaaaaaaaaang, that kind of thing is what really awes me about auto racing, that they can do a repair that freaking fast!

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 15h

Yes and it went into a lot of extra time to break a tie.

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 21h

To everyone watching Mariners vs Tigers rn: deep breaths. Drink some water. Shake out your shoulders.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

I mean I think that's part of growing up, but boy I would not want to do it under that level of scrutiny, my goofs about this aside.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

Yaaaaaaaaay!

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, that's wonderful!

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

Also, given the choice I want a Montreal bagel over a NYC bagel. Both are wonderful but my heart is with Montreal bagels.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

If you're paying, everything, toasted, cream cheese, smoked salmon, capers, sprinkle of fresh dill.

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 22h

Sesame seed, toasted, cream cheese.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

I am so frequently the one on the right

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

Some people need to invest in wearing briefs and dance belts and things of that goddamn nature more often and they know who the fuck they are.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

I'm honored. Thank you.

And about him, I'll say what I say every time I'm walking past a horse or a dog with a boner: oh my god, put it back, nobody wanted to see that. 😂

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

God for a second I thought he was wearing black bunny slippers instead of shower slides. That's how much I don't want to look at the middle of this picture. Good heavens put that thing away, kid, you were in mixed company.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

I love this bar, just for the record.

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 23h

Daaaaaaamn that's some deep lore that I didn't know in one case and had simply blocked out in the other case. Thank you!

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 1d

Thus is absolutely correct

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most perfect of curses

Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 1d

Yiiiiikes, I mean I know this is the Old Testament but yiiiiikes

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 1d

Welp! Now I know!

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