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Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social
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…”I’m here.”
BX10 mentioned 👍👍
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
JALEN BRUNSON MENTIONED
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Aflac commercial during the Oregon game. It’s a sign.
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’m not leaving the house until 2027
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
NIGHTINGALE LIGHTNING HAS STRUCK IN OMAHA
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Philly moots— are they good
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
me @ the woman who was a contestant in the fan-voted ‘What’s your New Year’s Resolution?’ whose resolution was, ‘find her husband.’
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Announcement welcoming members of the Philadelphia Police that I def. thought was welcoming members of the “Philadelphia Phillies” for a second.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
<12 hours until tipoff of the game I’m covering tomorrow, and I am:

-In a different time zone
-Still need to step foot in three more states
-have not been in a bed in 18 hours + won’t be in the next 12
-Will take four modes of public transit AFTER my plane lands
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Legend.
December 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No one has ever been mad at me online and I myself have never been mad online.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been personally welcomed by a hotel room TV before.
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Chicago bluesky: ‘Oh God.’
Bay Area bluesky: ‘Oh God!’
everyone else: ‘we want Scorigami’
December 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
56-56 would be Scorigami
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The New York Giants Stomp The Las Vegas Raiders !
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pete Carroll could’ve had a job in the White House instead of being the HC for this even-more-awful than the Giants awful team.
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
is this A.I.?
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
HAPPY BELATED CHANUKAH
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Green Bay sucks” chants during both World Title matches. Not Chicago’s best night.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM