Patrick Marlborough
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social
writer, comedian, musician based in Walyalup, WA.
The Yeah Nah Review on substack
co-host of The Battler
debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!
The Yeah Nah Review on substack
co-host of The Battler
debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!
wrote about Herzog’s visit
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
wrote about Herzog’s visit
wrote about Herzog’s visit for YNR
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
wrote about Herzog’s visit for YNR
being an NDIS support worker can be hard, but it's also rewarding. This is my friend Bilal. His family moved to Perth from Pakistan in 2003. We spend most sessions taking trips to the Lego Store. Here he is pitching his idea for a 'tenga x lego' collab. He is a dreamer! He inspires me! # able
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
being an NDIS support worker can be hard, but it's also rewarding. This is my friend Bilal. His family moved to Perth from Pakistan in 2003. We spend most sessions taking trips to the Lego Store. Here he is pitching his idea for a 'tenga x lego' collab. He is a dreamer! He inspires me! # able
Nick Cave will be fully Chinese by 2029
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Nick Cave will be fully Chinese by 2029
Nick Cave will be fully Chinese by 2029
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Nick Cave will be fully Chinese by 2029
NOCK LOOSE is getting a third print run. Critics are raving about it. It’s a cult sensation. do YOU wanna review it or interview me about it? then hmu
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
NOCK LOOSE is getting a third print run. Critics are raving about it. It’s a cult sensation. do YOU wanna review it or interview me about it? then hmu
I did not get a selfie but I got to go backstage and talk to my hero David Byrne tn I am floating on air god damn!!!
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I did not get a selfie but I got to go backstage and talk to my hero David Byrne tn I am floating on air god damn!!!
NOCK LOOSE is getting its third print run! To celebrate, we are putting it out as an Expanded Edition, which includes these sick as realisations of the Sukeban Yumi manga (from the novel) by my li'l cousin, Ned Beeson.
thanks to everyone who bought NOCK LOOSE! Buy the expanded edition, it rips!
thanks to everyone who bought NOCK LOOSE! Buy the expanded edition, it rips!
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
NOCK LOOSE is getting its third print run! To celebrate, we are putting it out as an Expanded Edition, which includes these sick as realisations of the Sukeban Yumi manga (from the novel) by my li'l cousin, Ned Beeson.
thanks to everyone who bought NOCK LOOSE! Buy the expanded edition, it rips!
thanks to everyone who bought NOCK LOOSE! Buy the expanded edition, it rips!
It’s cool seeing people share NOCK LOOSE like this
It is, at its heart, an anti-colonial book that is pro revolutionary violence
It is, at its heart, an anti-colonial book that is pro revolutionary violence
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It’s cool seeing people share NOCK LOOSE like this
It is, at its heart, an anti-colonial book that is pro revolutionary violence
It is, at its heart, an anti-colonial book that is pro revolutionary violence
Australia has a hopioid crisis
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Australia has a hopioid crisis
they gotta change this logo lmao
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
they gotta change this logo lmao
this means the world to me
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
this means the world to me
sorry for posting like this
January 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
sorry for posting like this
if cops catch you in the act like this it means they've been monitoring you for some time (if not undercover in the chat room etc)
the detail that come out of this are going to be grotesque
the detail that come out of this are going to be grotesque
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
if cops catch you in the act like this it means they've been monitoring you for some time (if not undercover in the chat room etc)
the detail that come out of this are going to be grotesque
the detail that come out of this are going to be grotesque
The producers of Runt 2
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
The producers of Runt 2
as a lifelong CS (and CP) hater, I am feeling vindicated and disgusted in ways I never dreamed possible
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
as a lifelong CS (and CP) hater, I am feeling vindicated and disgusted in ways I never dreamed possible
Boycott Adelaide Festival
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Boycott Adelaide Festival
20 pages away from finishing and feeling deeply emotional
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
20 pages away from finishing and feeling deeply emotional
Guardian comment section is very Bluesky coded
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Guardian comment section is very Bluesky coded
stoked to be a guest on my favourite literary podcast, @beyondthezero.bsky.social !!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
stoked to be a guest on my favourite literary podcast, @beyondthezero.bsky.social !!!
please help my friend Drew out
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
please help my friend Drew out
every second post on this website reminds me of this
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
every second post on this website reminds me of this
