Kelly Cornax
@cornax.bsky.social
Maryland
She/Her
KellyCornaxReads on Flashes
She/Her
KellyCornaxReads on Flashes
Known from what now?
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Known from what now?
Frito does snowy Sunday mornings right
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Frito does snowy Sunday mornings right
Lifelong Nixon defender here (he told me I had pretty blue eyes when I met him on vacation in Williamsburg circa 1980)
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lifelong Nixon defender here (he told me I had pretty blue eyes when I met him on vacation in Williamsburg circa 1980)
Lots of talk about how ugly iOS 26.1 is but here’s a weird UI design choice. When a timer goes off, the large, prominent, touch to enable option is REPEAT. The smaller, slide to enable option is STOP. How often does one want to immediately restart a timer for the same amount of time?!
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lots of talk about how ugly iOS 26.1 is but here’s a weird UI design choice. When a timer goes off, the large, prominent, touch to enable option is REPEAT. The smaller, slide to enable option is STOP. How often does one want to immediately restart a timer for the same amount of time?!
The way cardinals KNOW they look good in the snow
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The way cardinals KNOW they look good in the snow
How high is you IQ?
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How high is you IQ?
The framing of this is so hilarious. Gramma is not concerned with our wars
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The framing of this is so hilarious. Gramma is not concerned with our wars
🎵Everyone knows it’s Windy🎵
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🎵Everyone knows it’s Windy🎵
Happy Veterans Day to my favorite veteran
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Veterans Day to my favorite veteran
Last RT made me think of my beloved Bowie whose favorite walk of the week was trash day because he loved to lap up garbage truck juice that leaked from the back 🥰 (photos are from another amazing walk where he found a whole McDonald’s hamburger in the street)
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Last RT made me think of my beloved Bowie whose favorite walk of the week was trash day because he loved to lap up garbage truck juice that leaked from the back 🥰 (photos are from another amazing walk where he found a whole McDonald’s hamburger in the street)
George Springer effect #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
George Springer effect #WorldSeries
On my bank statement from a PayPal donation. Isn’t that all food, really?
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
On my bank statement from a PayPal donation. Isn’t that all food, really?
Shohei Ohtani did not just fall out of a coconut tree
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Shohei Ohtani did not just fall out of a coconut tree
How we all should be responding to every CBS News skeet
![Tweet from Brent/@murrman5
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:47cehqpxhanduauvcgbolwj7/bafkreih2fegt7ptvulyxzspu4vd43rmvydu7f6lhy53crvuptqwjxkmmge@jpeg)
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How we all should be responding to every CBS News skeet
Taking the @thebaltimorebanner.com weekly news quiz and maybe not all the answers need a fun lil gif?
October 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Taking the @thebaltimorebanner.com weekly news quiz and maybe not all the answers need a fun lil gif?
You try to do something nice…
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You try to do something nice…
🎵What does the fox say🎵
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
🎵What does the fox say🎵
My husband’s colleague had the hotel steam his suit and they rid him of those pesky lapels and turned it into a Nehru jacket
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My husband’s colleague had the hotel steam his suit and they rid him of those pesky lapels and turned it into a Nehru jacket
My parents paid $50,000 for this house in 1973, the equivalent of $365,000 today. This country is not ok and the kids are screwed
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My parents paid $50,000 for this house in 1973, the equivalent of $365,000 today. This country is not ok and the kids are screwed
Anyone else still get nervous when the song that was playing when their tire blew out on the 24 in 1989 comes on while they’re driving?
October 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Anyone else still get nervous when the song that was playing when their tire blew out on the 24 in 1989 comes on while they’re driving?
LMAO they capitulated to Musk again JUST TODAY
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
LMAO they capitulated to Musk again JUST TODAY
Ahem, litter mates Persephone and Frito 🫢 (RIP to sweet Persy who died at age 1 1/2…long live Frito who is thriving at 10)
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ahem, litter mates Persephone and Frito 🫢 (RIP to sweet Persy who died at age 1 1/2…long live Frito who is thriving at 10)