Kelly Cornax
@cornax.bsky.social
Maryland
She/Her
KellyCornaxReads on Flashes
She/Her
KellyCornaxReads on Flashes
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It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
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Only a few days left to give to my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter. We're getting closer to $7,000 - can you help us get there? Thank you!! 🎁 givebutter.com/n5l31M
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Only a few days left to give to my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter. We're getting closer to $7,000 - can you help us get there? Thank you!! 🎁 givebutter.com/n5l31M
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You can be a nazi or the most boring man alive, or in JD's case, both
Vance: "President Trump did not built the greatest coalition in politics by running his supporters through endless, self-defeating purity tests ... we don't care if you're controversial or a little bit boring, people of every faith come to our banner."
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can be a nazi or the most boring man alive, or in JD's case, both
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OMG... I wasn't ready!!! 😵😅🤣
Merry Christmas, Kev! 🎄🎁
…this skit is insane. And I love it.
…this skit is insane. And I love it.
Home Alone - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
OMG... I wasn't ready!!! 😵😅🤣
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Me, every year, looking around at the Pride Parade:
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me, every year, looking around at the Pride Parade:
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Only one week left to donate to my fundraiser for our local shelter! This Christmas season has been a little melancholy because I've been missing Fergus, but watching the donation total creep up has really cheered me up a lot. Thank you. 🥰 givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
givebutter.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Only one week left to donate to my fundraiser for our local shelter! This Christmas season has been a little melancholy because I've been missing Fergus, but watching the donation total creep up has really cheered me up a lot. Thank you. 🥰 givebutter.com/n5l31M
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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Kicked off one college football team, this gay athlete found another that embraced him - www.outsports.com/2025/12/18/2...
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Kicked off one college football team, this gay athlete found another that embraced him - www.outsports.com/2025/12/18/2...
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This is possible. Today.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is possible. Today.
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Also, I just want to share with the world that in a discussion of playlists for the upcoming Great Day of Global Joy, someone suggested Lonely Island’s “Dick in a Box” and that cannot ever be topped.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Also, I just want to share with the world that in a discussion of playlists for the upcoming Great Day of Global Joy, someone suggested Lonely Island’s “Dick in a Box” and that cannot ever be topped.
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democrats and liberals too often act like the average american is an avid politics watcher who understands all the issues and personalities. meanwhile this is one of the top trending searches for the past 24 hours
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
democrats and liberals too often act like the average american is an avid politics watcher who understands all the issues and personalities. meanwhile this is one of the top trending searches for the past 24 hours
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South Texans tried primarying Henry Cuellar but Nancy Pelosi and the entire Democratic establishment put their weight behind him against young progressive Jessica Cisneros. He won by 3 points
We’re fighting two party establishments at once here
We’re fighting two party establishments at once here
Who's primarying these clowns?
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
South Texans tried primarying Henry Cuellar but Nancy Pelosi and the entire Democratic establishment put their weight behind him against young progressive Jessica Cisneros. He won by 3 points
We’re fighting two party establishments at once here
We’re fighting two party establishments at once here
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Laughter to the point of tears every time I think of this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Laughter to the point of tears every time I think of this.
@acnewman.bsky.social I hadn’t heard of Geese until your newsletter. His voice reminds me a little bit of Anohni (formerly of Antony & the Johnsons). It’s special for sure
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@acnewman.bsky.social I hadn’t heard of Geese until your newsletter. His voice reminds me a little bit of Anohni (formerly of Antony & the Johnsons). It’s special for sure
Known from what now?
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Known from what now?
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
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🚨 Wrestling legend Mick Foley quits WWE over ties to INCREDIBLY CRUEL Trump
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🚨 Wrestling legend Mick Foley quits WWE over ties to INCREDIBLY CRUEL Trump
Megan McCain’s hairstylist✔️
Olivia Nuzzi’s editor✔️
EVERYONE at VF involved in this photo selection ✔️
Olivia Nuzzi’s editor✔️
EVERYONE at VF involved in this photo selection ✔️
How's Karoline Leavitt faring in the onslaught of questions about the Epstein files? "It's pretty clear he wants us to be aggressively offensive when it comes to this issue."
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Megan McCain’s hairstylist✔️
Olivia Nuzzi’s editor✔️
EVERYONE at VF involved in this photo selection ✔️
Olivia Nuzzi’s editor✔️
EVERYONE at VF involved in this photo selection ✔️
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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Indeed. Unlike Charlie Kirk, you can describe and quote the Reiners' work in a glowing memorial piece.
You can't do that with Kirk—his life's work was advocating for hatred and bigotry—and the NYTimes didn't.
Honestly portraying him would have been, as they say, inconceivable.
You can't do that with Kirk—his life's work was advocating for hatred and bigotry—and the NYTimes didn't.
Honestly portraying him would have been, as they say, inconceivable.
I'm having trouble finding the "America Mourns Rob and Michelle Reiner" piece from the NY Times Editorial Board.
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Indeed. Unlike Charlie Kirk, you can describe and quote the Reiners' work in a glowing memorial piece.
You can't do that with Kirk—his life's work was advocating for hatred and bigotry—and the NYTimes didn't.
Honestly portraying him would have been, as they say, inconceivable.
You can't do that with Kirk—his life's work was advocating for hatred and bigotry—and the NYTimes didn't.
Honestly portraying him would have been, as they say, inconceivable.
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Ok I will pay for the newsletter of the person who reads the NYT every day and writes a run down of what’s wrong with its coverage because too many well-intentioned people still trust it
I would pay $15/month for this
I would pay $15/month for this
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Ok I will pay for the newsletter of the person who reads the NYT every day and writes a run down of what’s wrong with its coverage because too many well-intentioned people still trust it
I would pay $15/month for this
I would pay $15/month for this