Cornelius J Duckworth III, Jr.
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Cornelius J Duckworth III, Jr.
@cornduck3.bsky.social
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Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. Really, a dabbler in any intelligent discourse. My f*cks gave at the office.
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I mean, turkeys are pretty mean. Then again, I also don't wanna get shoved into one with a chicken shoved into me!
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I have more or less the same reaction.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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It presents a bit of a credibility issue for a duck, but I shall tuck my wings, swallow my pride, and break out the guitar. I know some gibbons that will vouch for me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Misspelled Primates - Also an excellent band name!
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and says i see what you did there
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and says i see what you did there
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November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Barbie "Misdemeanor" Roberts. Fly your sparkle flag, girl.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Hey! I Peace Sells-ed yesterday on a different challenge! That's an excellent coincidence 🤝🤘.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Ahh, yep. That sounds about right.😂

I'd like to thank the streaming services for directly screwing over the artists and cutting us middlemen out of the equation. I feel better now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM