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January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Listen I hate Meta as much as everyone but this is why I cannot leave Facebook bc what the hell
January 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Two factor authentication really ruins my day every time
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Breaking News: President-Elect Trump has appointed Tony the Stabber to head the newly created “Bureau of Stab Prevention”
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Disappeared from the Elon site 5 months ago to birth a child, popping up here to resume screaming about lawyer and non-lawyer things into the abyss
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November 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM