Corndogg
@corny99.bsky.social
Geriatric millennial, he/him, I think too much about the Timberwolves.
I think Steph just did a “waving arms guy” celebration when he made a layup over wemby
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I think Steph just did a “waving arms guy” celebration when he made a layup over wemby
Hosting thanksgiving this year and I’m feeling like making a crazy (but tasty) side dish. Like, “bologna marshmallow stew” kind of unhinged shit, but still good. Any ideas out there?
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hosting thanksgiving this year and I’m feeling like making a crazy (but tasty) side dish. Like, “bologna marshmallow stew” kind of unhinged shit, but still good. Any ideas out there?
Did fox just play “they not like us” as the outro music after the trophy ceremony?
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Did fox just play “they not like us” as the outro music after the trophy ceremony?
A pretty regular part of Timberwolves fandom these days is reading a ton of comments on how bad Rudy is, then checking the box score from the last night and seeing he was like +8 in a 2 pt loss
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A pretty regular part of Timberwolves fandom these days is reading a ton of comments on how bad Rudy is, then checking the box score from the last night and seeing he was like +8 in a 2 pt loss
Reaves and Ayton attack Jaden and Rudy and get a good look and wolves lose. Just not excusable for two players of that defensive caliber to play that poorly on the final shot
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reaves and Ayton attack Jaden and Rudy and get a good look and wolves lose. Just not excusable for two players of that defensive caliber to play that poorly on the final shot
I have no idea what Reaves has on the refs, man
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I have no idea what Reaves has on the refs, man
I really hope someone at the wolves thinks to send a tape from this game to espn before they run another “is ant anti-clutch” segment sometime this season
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I really hope someone at the wolves thinks to send a tape from this game to espn before they run another “is ant anti-clutch” segment sometime this season
Sengun did a “feel the defender’s hand close so rise up through it for a jumper just to draw the foul” tonight and I feel like that should be a pretty big red flag for the league
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sengun did a “feel the defender’s hand close so rise up through it for a jumper just to draw the foul” tonight and I feel like that should be a pretty big red flag for the league
I want it to work bc I love the swagger but Dillingham really just has few nba-rotation-player skills right now
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I want it to work bc I love the swagger but Dillingham really just has few nba-rotation-player skills right now
KOC just resting jj all preseason looking like a giant blunder rn. Clearly not ready for the season
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
KOC just resting jj all preseason looking like a giant blunder rn. Clearly not ready for the season
Punting on 4th and half a yard feels like prioritizing jj’s development over trying to win the game
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Punting on 4th and half a yard feels like prioritizing jj’s development over trying to win the game
Terrible de play by the Vikings on that drive, specifically Greenard. Allowed Caleb around him on the 3 biggest plays
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Terrible de play by the Vikings on that drive, specifically Greenard. Allowed Caleb around him on the 3 biggest plays
This whole bills comeback started when that punt coverage dude let his pinky finger touch the goal line
September 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This whole bills comeback started when that punt coverage dude let his pinky finger touch the goal line
Beringer is one of these guys who plays better than his stats—changes shots he doesn’t block, tips rebounds to teammates, screens well. If he learns any offensive game he’s gonna be a rotation big soon
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Beringer is one of these guys who plays better than his stats—changes shots he doesn’t block, tips rebounds to teammates, screens well. If he learns any offensive game he’s gonna be a rotation big soon
This 2nd half is maybe the worst officiated I’ve seen this year but it obviously doesn’t make any difference at all bc of the score so it’s just kind of funny. Just hacking ant every possession
May 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This 2nd half is maybe the worst officiated I’ve seen this year but it obviously doesn’t make any difference at all bc of the score so it’s just kind of funny. Just hacking ant every possession
I keep vacillating between wanting ant to learn how to sell fouls vs not wanting to watch that kind of thing regularly
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I keep vacillating between wanting ant to learn how to sell fouls vs not wanting to watch that kind of thing regularly
Just wanted to shout out Stan van gundy for his “this really is a must-win series for the wolves” from game 2, just top-tier analysis
May 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just wanted to shout out Stan van gundy for his “this really is a must-win series for the wolves” from game 2, just top-tier analysis
Gotta do something about Conley rn. He hit that one 3, but he almost got stripped twice, did get stripped once, made a loose pass to ant that was almost a turnover and made a bad pass to Rudy when he could have dunked it.
May 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gotta do something about Conley rn. He hit that one 3, but he almost got stripped twice, did get stripped once, made a loose pass to ant that was almost a turnover and made a bad pass to Rudy when he could have dunked it.
Wolves currently on pace to win 256-0
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wolves currently on pace to win 256-0
Just gotta say there’s not nearly enough conversation on this site about Jamal Murray wearing a sweatshirt under his jersey in a damn nba game
April 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just gotta say there’s not nearly enough conversation on this site about Jamal Murray wearing a sweatshirt under his jersey in a damn nba game
It’s halftime, wolves only up 1 vs Utah’s backups, but you should not be worried
April 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s halftime, wolves only up 1 vs Utah’s backups, but you should not be worried
Honestly I kinda like that finch isn’t that bothered by the wolves collapse tonight
April 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Honestly I kinda like that finch isn’t that bothered by the wolves collapse tonight
Wolves won’t need to end the game tonight at 40% from 3 to win but if it’s 35% or higher it’ll be a blowout
March 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wolves won’t need to end the game tonight at 40% from 3 to win but if it’s 35% or higher it’ll be a blowout
Ant has been the problem in this second half, he clearly doesn’t have it but you can’t bench your all-nba guy
March 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ant has been the problem in this second half, he clearly doesn’t have it but you can’t bench your all-nba guy
Every year has patterns, the 2024-2025 wolves are just shitty to start games on the regular, have to accept that and move on
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every year has patterns, the 2024-2025 wolves are just shitty to start games on the regular, have to accept that and move on