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· Aug 9
straight men will be like I need a bigger butt for sitting purposes
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Fuck my entire existence I guess
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Fuck my entire existence I guess
this what i look like irl
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
this what i look like irl
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everybody transgender
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
everybody transgender
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
New year's resolution : everybody transgender
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
New year's resolution : everybody transgender
I scrome so fucking loud
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I scrome so fucking loud
The Joys of creation💗
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The Joys of creation💗
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*covering my eyes while in the sculpture section of the museum* AHHH! ITS ALL GOONSLOP!
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
*covering my eyes while in the sculpture section of the museum* AHHH! ITS ALL GOONSLOP!
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i love when platformers let you do this with their jump sounds
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
i love when platformers let you do this with their jump sounds
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FRY SAUCE🎺🎺🎺
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
FRY SAUCE🎺🎺🎺
Bluesky is ok but it's missing nervous young bot
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Bluesky is ok but it's missing nervous young bot
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Pokémon Obama: let me bee drill
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Pokémon Obama: let me bee drill