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corpuscat.bsky.social
𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔱 🦇🧡🤍🩷✨
@corpuscat.bsky.social
Cat • ♋️ • punk
loudly femme4butch
loudly anti fascist
history, art, cats
They’re grooming each other!!!! 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
today my cats spontaneously started hating each other bc a stray walked by the screened patio. I’m going out of town in three days, so I was panicked but determined to get them to be friends again by then, even if the internet said it would take weeks. May I present:

I can out-stubborn anything
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Megan thirsted for blood tonight. I must’ve missed a claw when I trimmed her last, cuz girlypop shredded my finger to ribbons during playtime 🥴
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hide your peepaws
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Are the lambs still screaming?
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is getting out of hand. And we get made fun of for using inches and cups instead of metric? 🤨
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
France, I—….. what the ever loving fuck is this?! 🥲🔫
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The curls are curling this morning, even after a long sleep! Rare that I look this good for my in-office days 💅✨
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Started working out. Had a mental breakdown. Bon appétit!
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
In my next life, I wish to be a spoiled chubby house cat. I will accept nothing less. My literal goal in life is to rack up enough good karma to unlock the “choose your adventure” level of reincarnation PRECISELY so I can be a useless cozy cat. I feel like I’ve earned it.
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Shoutout to the tumblr user who put the entire library of Metalocalypse on a Google Drive for free 😂 using this + pacific rim wine + 🍃 as my wind down from the horrific news headlines today
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Found it! It was Tucker Carlson.
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Update: she loved it 😎
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Update on my html refresh courses: coded this to flirt with my girlfriend
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Watched in real time as some of them experienced the betrayal of capitalism and it was a wild ride. Welcome to the Eat the Rich club!
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I present to the council: This photo I just took of my half blind cat, Megan
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Some more too. Nothing is ever a problem until it’s a white man’s problem.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
R/conservative now that a white man was shot: “ 😱 maybe ice is…bad?”

Called it.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Look, I like you a lot, you have a backbone where a lot of politicians are completely spineless. Would you be willing to comment on how you voted yes to send Israel more money despite our own country flailing to afford basic groceries and utilities?
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
@corpuscat.bsky.social I can’t explain it, but these pictures give off the same energy
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Ya girl is Canada-bound. Kiddo and cats in tow and all. Working on a data analyst certification to unlock better paying jobs, and going to start learning French soon. Citizenship by ancestry application in the works. It’s happening. I’m getting us out single handedly.
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
And lastly some recent selfies. Things haven’t been too bad despite all the bad news going around. I do feel better post hysterectomy. Work has been going well. Calli is starting to watch 90s and 00s movies with me (Twister is her fave rn) and the cats are fat and happy. I’m starting to read more.
April 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And a relatable picture of my friends cat (only just turned 1) begrudgingly realizing that he’s one of those box cats after I gifted him one.
April 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A very relatable picture of Megan
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Haven’t been posting much, but not because I’m dead. It’s because I had to have an emergency double root canal… and I STILL managed to serve cunt.
April 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM