Her cupboards are full of unused Stanley cups in varying shades of beige. Her husband can barely remember her name and has no idea what her favorite color is. He’s been golfing for eight years straight. There are no curtains in her windows. The Poors must see how perfect her rich life is, you see.

“But how will people know we are better than The Poors™️ 😩,”Peighteynn Leigheigh cries from her beige nightmare of a McMansion. Her face devoid of emotion thanks to 278 units of Botox. Her untrained golden doodle shitting in the corner.

100% wouldn’t surprise me

I need to refollow you. I deleted my account and created a burner account because it occurred to me that I don’t put it past them to try and create a data base of undesirable citizens with TikTok, esp after Bondi demanding voter data to leave Minneapolis.