Garmonbozia Salesman
@corque.bsky.social
Womanizing.
Drinking.
Making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
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Drinking.
Making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
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The Drive Jacket should be like a tattoo. I've considered it for over a decade. It is not a phase. I deserve it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Drive Jacket should be like a tattoo. I've considered it for over a decade. It is not a phase. I deserve it.
It's honestly getting to the point where its hard to even get excited about something if the creator even hangs out with someone who uses it
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's honestly getting to the point where its hard to even get excited about something if the creator even hangs out with someone who uses it
They love to go camping. Their wives are nurses. They're kind of conservative but not in a knowingly malicious way. They're still listening to classic rock for 30 years minimum. They constantly do old standup bits as if they wrote them. They are blissfully uninterested in how any of this sounds.
August 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They love to go camping. Their wives are nurses. They're kind of conservative but not in a knowingly malicious way. They're still listening to classic rock for 30 years minimum. They constantly do old standup bits as if they wrote them. They are blissfully uninterested in how any of this sounds.
Did you think Leslie Nielsen and OJ Simpson were gonna show up
July 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Did you think Leslie Nielsen and OJ Simpson were gonna show up
So let me get this straight, the bit here is that the actor has had multiple jobs
July 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So let me get this straight, the bit here is that the actor has had multiple jobs
I can also contribute to helping you understand this. When you pay attention to news and politics you can pick up on a lot of trends and common strategies--this is a great example of a broader trend. That's what he's talking about, not that this singular statement was made by every centrist.
July 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I can also contribute to helping you understand this. When you pay attention to news and politics you can pick up on a lot of trends and common strategies--this is a great example of a broader trend. That's what he's talking about, not that this singular statement was made by every centrist.
Mayo is a good bread sealant, so a very modest, almost unnoticeable spread is ideal to support oil and vinegar so it doesn't leak through the bread! It's just unfortunate that people really don't know how to apply mayo properly, it's what gives everyone a bad impression of it.
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Mayo is a good bread sealant, so a very modest, almost unnoticeable spread is ideal to support oil and vinegar so it doesn't leak through the bread! It's just unfortunate that people really don't know how to apply mayo properly, it's what gives everyone a bad impression of it.
It's literally my favorite thing. It's real.
July 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's literally my favorite thing. It's real.
I'm gonna suck ass and do devil's advocate on this one--I think this is just a common format for like dumb beach-style merch. The point IS feigned ignorance/stupidity to communicate disrespect, like it's not worth knowing.
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm gonna suck ass and do devil's advocate on this one--I think this is just a common format for like dumb beach-style merch. The point IS feigned ignorance/stupidity to communicate disrespect, like it's not worth knowing.
AS LITTLE as a DAILY HOTDOG
July 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
AS LITTLE as a DAILY HOTDOG
It's like, kinda hilarious to imagine that just... oh yeah they just woke up and wanted to talk about water shortages, running interference for AI was a weird accident that they forgot to take out of the rough draft
June 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's like, kinda hilarious to imagine that just... oh yeah they just woke up and wanted to talk about water shortages, running interference for AI was a weird accident that they forgot to take out of the rough draft
The arguments happening here are demonstrating the EXACT problem I have with the original post. Yes! You're right! Water is an issue! But the ~entire purpose~ of this is to make people go "oh well water really already was an issue so we can't really blame AI"
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The arguments happening here are demonstrating the EXACT problem I have with the original post. Yes! You're right! Water is an issue! But the ~entire purpose~ of this is to make people go "oh well water really already was an issue so we can't really blame AI"
I wouldn't necessarily DISAGREE with what you're saying, the issue I have with the original post is the VERY intentional framing. Just the idea of comparing water usage for FOOD to water usage for making computers worse is... Insulting in a way these cretins don't seem to even comprehend.
June 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I wouldn't necessarily DISAGREE with what you're saying, the issue I have with the original post is the VERY intentional framing. Just the idea of comparing water usage for FOOD to water usage for making computers worse is... Insulting in a way these cretins don't seem to even comprehend.
Holy shit what a fuckin idiot lmao you can EAT food hahahahahaha Jesus this is literally the funniest shit we're all doomed man
June 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Holy shit what a fuckin idiot lmao you can EAT food hahahahahaha Jesus this is literally the funniest shit we're all doomed man
I don't understand ANY of this discourse ever, Stavros Halkias is literally walking around in our current reality
May 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't understand ANY of this discourse ever, Stavros Halkias is literally walking around in our current reality
Yes but why not make it *stop*
May 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yes but why not make it *stop*
You're like an obviously smart dude with good opinions, so I'm not trying to be combative here but I'm confused by like... This kind of reaction, to this kind of statement? If that makes sense?
May 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You're like an obviously smart dude with good opinions, so I'm not trying to be combative here but I'm confused by like... This kind of reaction, to this kind of statement? If that makes sense?
Do you think people watch King of Queens in 76 hour chunks or something lol, one is an hour long serialized drama and one is a 22 minute sitcom where you could watch any given episode. This isn't a point that, like, the world's biggest succession fan would find controversial I don't think?
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Do you think people watch King of Queens in 76 hour chunks or something lol, one is an hour long serialized drama and one is a 22 minute sitcom where you could watch any given episode. This isn't a point that, like, the world's biggest succession fan would find controversial I don't think?
God I used to be so good at the computer what happened
April 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
God I used to be so good at the computer what happened
Can I still download Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul is that still a thing I can do
April 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can I still download Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul is that still a thing I can do
Potato Fry Flat Crispy is this unbelievable rarity that whenever I find it I'm just ordering like a popcorn bucket full of fries. It's the secret best fry and people just don't know how to respond when they are confronted with it. Never gets enough play.
April 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Potato Fry Flat Crispy is this unbelievable rarity that whenever I find it I'm just ordering like a popcorn bucket full of fries. It's the secret best fry and people just don't know how to respond when they are confronted with it. Never gets enough play.
This might be equally as annoying as someone claiming they aren't ironic, but at least I'm correct
March 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This might be equally as annoying as someone claiming they aren't ironic, but at least I'm correct