Garmonbozia Salesman
@corque.bsky.social
Womanizing.
Drinking.
Making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
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Drinking.
Making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.
🐛
I still want the Drive Jacket. I would pull it off.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I still want the Drive Jacket. I would pull it off.
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there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.
“Shame on you, @Grok”
“Shame on you, @Grok”
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
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In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
I love when you try to read something on like the Mayfield Heights Ohio Newspaper website or some random shit you've never seen in your entire life but somehow youve just always BLOWN through your free articles this month.
January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I love when you try to read something on like the Mayfield Heights Ohio Newspaper website or some random shit you've never seen in your entire life but somehow youve just always BLOWN through your free articles this month.
First time doing yoga wore me out but had my whole body feeling pumped. One of my favorite workouts I've ever done, and what a great class from @theagrace.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
First time doing yoga wore me out but had my whole body feeling pumped. One of my favorite workouts I've ever done, and what a great class from @theagrace.bsky.social
I do not believe in the death penalty except in cases where individuals have used the phrase "broke the internet"
December 7, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I do not believe in the death penalty except in cases where individuals have used the phrase "broke the internet"
It's not boogers!! It's dry skin I promise I see it too it's not boogers!!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It's not boogers!! It's dry skin I promise I see it too it's not boogers!!!
Weirdest thing about joining Bluesky after not looking at Twitter for over a year or two is the feeling of "rebuilding my feed" aka trying to find the like four women all named Beth.
December 4, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Weirdest thing about joining Bluesky after not looking at Twitter for over a year or two is the feeling of "rebuilding my feed" aka trying to find the like four women all named Beth.
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You must apologize for scaring my cowardly son
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
You must apologize for scaring my cowardly son
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Trump is going to outlaw they/them pussy 😔
November 23, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Trump is going to outlaw they/them pussy 😔
It was me who blew up the bathroom at Two Frays on bingo night.
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
It was me who blew up the bathroom at Two Frays on bingo night.
Ran a promotional event at a strip club the other night and when my wife dropped me off and gave me a lil' smooch, a girl standing outside yelled "Oh my god the beer rep just kissed his wife!" and all the bouncers laughed.
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Ran a promotional event at a strip club the other night and when my wife dropped me off and gave me a lil' smooch, a girl standing outside yelled "Oh my god the beer rep just kissed his wife!" and all the bouncers laughed.
When you select "photography" as an interest on here they just mean like, a mountain or birds or something. They aren't givin' out butt pics or anything--you gotta work for those.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
When you select "photography" as an interest on here they just mean like, a mountain or birds or something. They aren't givin' out butt pics or anything--you gotta work for those.
This truck driver is a dang dog
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
This truck driver is a dang dog
Hoping Bluesky goes mildly better than Threads, the app that insisted I exclusively read the worst, dumbest, frequently transphobic-out-of-nowhere opinions of people who I had never met nor had any intention of meeting.
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Hoping Bluesky goes mildly better than Threads, the app that insisted I exclusively read the worst, dumbest, frequently transphobic-out-of-nowhere opinions of people who I had never met nor had any intention of meeting.
Now that I'm on Bluesky, we can all feel comfortable knowing it's ~happening~! It's becoming! A thing!
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Now that I'm on Bluesky, we can all feel comfortable knowing it's ~happening~! It's becoming! A thing!