Well.....yeah, but you didn't have to TELL me that, yk?

I am CRYING at the way my textbook describes heart sounds-

My sourdough escapades of the week (dinner rolls not pictured)

4. Not one, not two, but FIVE packages of Mr. Beast Feastables peanut butter chocolate bars. His reasoning? They were on sale for a dollar each. Clearly a fantastic deal. He couldn't have just bought one? No. Obviously.

3. This giant box of Matzo crackers. He bought this when I first moved into the apartment, INSISTING he would want it for snacks. We are not Jewish. He has not touched the box. It has been over a month.

2. The peep jar. The jar itself was not bright home from the grocery store. The jar was intended to hold spaghetti, but proved to be a hair too small. My husband's solution? Peep jar. I didn't send him to the store for peeps either, in case you were wondering.

1. This 5lb bag of tater tots. I have no idea why he bought it. I hadn't even sent him grocery shopping. He just. Brought it home. And put it in our freezer. And multiple weeks later, we aren't even halfway through this gargantuan bag of tots.

Bread.