Tarina Alting will return, searching for a death even more beautiful than that a god could not grant her.

It is genuinely incredible how fast the excitement and goodwill of the Divinity announcement was tarnished by letting the CEO speak for two minutes. Just put duct tape over their mouths. They are actively detrimental to your company.

Also, fucking pay concept artists, dumbass

introduced him to us. My elf was annoyed to have the secrecy of the safehouse compromised by a stranger, leading to the incredible quote "you brought a magical porn star to Fort Dickass." Followed by "...I know we have more important things to do right now, but you brought me WHERE?"

a magical summoning circle going off such bad vibes that even our magicless crew could feel it. Later our troll met a guy he recognized as one of his favorite porn stars and while chatting with him found out the guy's a mage and was willing to help us with the circle. Brought him back to base and...

I love his little face, he's adorable

Thank you Tom your silly little games help me get through our harsh winters