welcome to richmond! good luck!

me: i wrote out that one scene that sparked the inspiration for this whooooole thing hell yeah

my subconscious: don't worry, by the time i'm done, that scene won't make any sense in the narrative anymore 👍

you're very welcome!

my mother makes ricotta on the reg and whenever she does, i invariably get some version of this text: "i made ricotta, could you come over and make those pancakes? 🥺"

because these lil bastards slap:
food52.com/recipes/8552...

the only thing i like more than our flag is our motto, which is conveniently also on the flag. "sic semper tyrannis", or, in leyman's terms, "pipe down or you're next"

Found Footage: Paranormal Activity
ADMITTEDLY TERRIBLE HORROR MOVIE YOU LOVE ANYWAY: the Godzilla movie from 1998 with Matthew Broderick in it

Horror Anthology: Three... Extremes
[Defies Category]: The Deaths of Ian Stone
Possession Movie: Ghost Rig
Sci-fi, Non Aliens: Pandorum
Body Horror: The Thing
Serial Killer Non-Slasher: The Silence of the Lambs
Man Vs Nature: The Day After Tomorrow
Horror Icon: Xenomorph

i'm still but a neophyte in the grand scheme of magic: the gathering, but neon dynasty was the set that converted me from a commander player to a limited player

not in media res, i sadly can't lucid dream. i do keep a dream journal now for editing purposes because i once had an absolute ripper of a nightmare that would've made for a killer horror short story, only it fucked up the ending so badly, i woke up pissed off

i didn't pull that percentage out of my ass, either. 187m registered voters in the US, CBS polls average a 2k sample pool. when it comes to american media in this era of blatant fascism, it's important to remember:

no, they're not. CBS's parent company's purse strings are tied to trump's approval of their content. consider how this affects what they choose to report: polls of 0.0015% of registered voters that indicate approval for trump, or the ongoing, continuous local protests against the current regime

me, it's me, i do. once upon a time i considered myself a commander player, then my partner built a pauper cube on a whim; we haven't looked back. instead we built three more cubes

aye aye cap'n

(there's a zinger of a polyphemus joke in here somewhere but i am just too undercaffeinated to find it right now)

nah, it'd be a currywurst