Cory 🦡
@coryschmidt.bsky.social
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Proud Father
Proud Husband
Proud Wisconsinite
(he/him)
Proud Father
Proud Husband
Proud Wisconsinite
(he/him)
The name doesn’t flow at all.
2 “The”s?!?! Get it together.
Clearly does not know ball.
Dude needs to study his 3rd tier bowl names.
2 “The”s?!?! Get it together.
Clearly does not know ball.
Dude needs to study his 3rd tier bowl names.
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The name doesn’t flow at all.
2 “The”s?!?! Get it together.
Clearly does not know ball.
Dude needs to study his 3rd tier bowl names.
2 “The”s?!?! Get it together.
Clearly does not know ball.
Dude needs to study his 3rd tier bowl names.
Reggie White on the Panthers
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reggie White on the Panthers
Charles II created the Hudson Bay Company and granted his cousin, Prince Rupert of the Rhine, all the lands that drained into the Hudson Bay… coulda been a little land around the bay, coulda been one third of Canada. Who’s to say?
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Charles II created the Hudson Bay Company and granted his cousin, Prince Rupert of the Rhine, all the lands that drained into the Hudson Bay… coulda been a little land around the bay, coulda been one third of Canada. Who’s to say?
Get a load of Colossal Virginia…
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Get a load of Colossal Virginia…
Tell that to 1783 “West part of Virginia”
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tell that to 1783 “West part of Virginia”
I wear these ice fishing, they are game changers in slick conditions. Put these on, and they’ll think they’re chasing Barry Sanders.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wear these ice fishing, they are game changers in slick conditions. Put these on, and they’ll think they’re chasing Barry Sanders.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.
Something about a broken road.
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Something about a broken road.
Can someone more talented than me photoshop floppy John and Paul?
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Can someone more talented than me photoshop floppy John and Paul?
When one brings up batting average as an evaluation tool around me and my boys.
July 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When one brings up batting average as an evaluation tool around me and my boys.
I called my Big Beautiful Bill “Buppa”.
July 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I called my Big Beautiful Bill “Buppa”.
Milwaukee Bucks have a Brat Gatling Gun.
February 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Milwaukee Bucks have a Brat Gatling Gun.
My Recipe: Stir occasionally to prevent sticking.
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
January 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My Recipe: Stir occasionally to prevent sticking.
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
I don’t care if this isn’t the right move strategically, it’s more enjoyable here. Also I hate the idea that I was giving his advertisers engagement.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
November 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I don’t care if this isn’t the right move strategically, it’s more enjoyable here. Also I hate the idea that I was giving his advertisers engagement.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.