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I’m way funnier irl

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is barberella just yassified sweeney todd
April 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the emotional whiplash of growing up being parentified by my mom and now being an adult and getting yelled at by my mom because she thinks the way i talk to her is patronizing
April 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the emotional whiplash of working with an all-trans creative team and having lunch with family with their first words to me being “wow you’re a pink lady today”
March 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
kept putting off a big assignment until the night before it’s due and now i’m sick and have the biggest brain fog and can’t even comprehend any of my own notes yay
February 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
little kid in a pink ballerina outfit looked at me as i walked past and with wide eyes exclaimed “WHOOOAAAAA!!”
February 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
got a 100% on my last illustrator assignment so maybe i just have anxiety and need to shut the fuck up lmfao
February 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
nicola: “what is the thermostat if not the house’s nipple?”
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
becoming a sunday-start person just so i can say my partner comes home this week instead of next week
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
feeling like a Real Adult with my laptop stand, ergonomic keyboard, and ergonomic mouse setup!! and by adult, i mean as someone with stress-induced neck pain and costume-induced wrist pain
February 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
me to my instructor in colour theory class
January 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
who’s gonna invent a time machine to tell teen mel that i was just at a party with my 11th grade favourite musician / celebrity crush
December 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
something so deeply embarrassing about being chinese in the taiwan airport and wearing a hoodie with chinese characters on it and being unable to communicate in a language other than english
December 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
separating bathrooms by gender is objectively dumb. i vote we separate bathrooms by people who pee fast (me) and people who pee excruciatingly slowly (everyone else in this airport)
December 26, 2024 at 6:15 AM
tap water isn’t drinkable in indonesia so i’ve been brushing my teeth with a bottle of water. today i found out that bottle has mold growing in it
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
packing is so disorienting because how did i accumulate so much crap in ten months and also what does 28kg even feel like
December 15, 2024 at 11:35 AM
not sure if this is the best way to process but whenever deeply fucked up things happen to me now i'm just like hey! this is great material for the play!
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
i get that because of living in a capitalist society we all must work to survive (ew) but it feels so gross to go so far against my values and write about "wellness" clinics that's really just code for clinics that uphold impossible eurocentric beauty ideals and fatphobia
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
the only snoring i will happily tolerate is my dog because she’s gone through way too much trauma for such a little doggy but mostly because she looks like this
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
nothing like uncovering (more) theatre school trauma first thing in the morning!
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 AM
the only thing you need to know about me is that i have always been a committer-to-the-bit (no i have no idea what/who this is in reference to)
December 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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bluesky could do the funniest thing right now and rename itself twitter
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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#232ced
November 26, 2024 at 3:00 AM
the gap between what i wanna make vs what my capabilities are have always terrified me into quietly giving up so i'm trying to muscle through this discomfort and scream about all the stuff i'm creating imperfectly because maybe the solution all along has been community?
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Helen Mirren thinks it's "magical" that dancing in orbit around the earth are a hundred robots singing (at 1575Mhz, one eternal note held halfway between B♭ and B, 21 octaves above middle C), and any time you can hear four of them sing at once you know exactly where in the universe you are
every day, I too grieve the fact that Kurt Cobain never experienced GPS
October 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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once again thinking about the fact that this is all just OUT THERE and we can only see it through the eyes of telescopes
November 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM