Jared
@jaredjct.bsky.social
Product and loather of the BQE. Yapper by blood, talker by choice. Posts powered by Dunkin. Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎
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adding this to the scruff bio
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
adding this to the scruff bio
i sleep peacefully every night. are you?
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i sleep peacefully every night. are you?
VERIZON WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
VERIZON WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
I had to get a new passport
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I had to get a new passport
queening out at MAL this weekend. G included
Yeah I'm going to MAL 😈
Metropolitan
Ave
Lorimer Street
Metropolitan
Ave
Lorimer Street
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
queening out at MAL this weekend. G included
immorally self justifying my $600 contacts by arguing it’s $1.66 a day to see 😭
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
immorally self justifying my $600 contacts by arguing it’s $1.66 a day to see 😭
okay kids open to Chapter 46, Page 503 of your textbook.
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
okay kids open to Chapter 46, Page 503 of your textbook.
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And with that the 2026 Bloomfie world tour comes to a close. No more trips bye
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
And with that the 2026 Bloomfie world tour comes to a close. No more trips bye
there comes a peak point at the eagle where the simulation brain takes over and it feels like you’re stuck in a video game level where you’re running in circles hitting info buttons and doorknobs but can’t find the escape route out
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
there comes a peak point at the eagle where the simulation brain takes over and it feels like you’re stuck in a video game level where you’re running in circles hitting info buttons and doorknobs but can’t find the escape route out
celery is only good when you toss it in the garbage btw
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
celery is only good when you toss it in the garbage btw
Greenland and America have a 70 year old defense treaty to establish bases and protect the area from foreign enemies this rhetoric and escalating threat of invasion is bonkers and part of the dumbest timeline 😭
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Greenland and America have a 70 year old defense treaty to establish bases and protect the area from foreign enemies this rhetoric and escalating threat of invasion is bonkers and part of the dumbest timeline 😭
things as preposterous as the hilton scandal, congestion pricing, and the overreach of diversity initiatives in private companies and colleges (for example), it’s amazing how quickly the party of limited government has become the unitary party of “federal gov is king” all to incite and induce hate
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
things as preposterous as the hilton scandal, congestion pricing, and the overreach of diversity initiatives in private companies and colleges (for example), it’s amazing how quickly the party of limited government has become the unitary party of “federal gov is king” all to incite and induce hate
screaming into the void but
•abolish ice
•reel in executive order powers
•reel in pardon powers
•term limits for all of federal gov
•expand DC Amend. 23rd voting rights even w/o statehood
•establish actual abortion laws
•trials
•realign ourselves geopolitically
•and nationalize the railways hello
•abolish ice
•reel in executive order powers
•reel in pardon powers
•term limits for all of federal gov
•expand DC Amend. 23rd voting rights even w/o statehood
•establish actual abortion laws
•trials
•realign ourselves geopolitically
•and nationalize the railways hello
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
screaming into the void but
•abolish ice
•reel in executive order powers
•reel in pardon powers
•term limits for all of federal gov
•expand DC Amend. 23rd voting rights even w/o statehood
•establish actual abortion laws
•trials
•realign ourselves geopolitically
•and nationalize the railways hello
•abolish ice
•reel in executive order powers
•reel in pardon powers
•term limits for all of federal gov
•expand DC Amend. 23rd voting rights even w/o statehood
•establish actual abortion laws
•trials
•realign ourselves geopolitically
•and nationalize the railways hello
wearing contacts really is expensive i’m really about to quit 😭
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
wearing contacts really is expensive i’m really about to quit 😭
good morning from sanitation day in my neighborhood
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
good morning from sanitation day in my neighborhood
cops would wait here like vultures to ticket cyclists entering here the wrong way because it was literally safer. good riddance to that inflated waste of my taxes 😃
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
cops would wait here like vultures to ticket cyclists entering here the wrong way because it was literally safer. good riddance to that inflated waste of my taxes 😃
my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams I repeat my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams I repeat my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams
maximizing my dunkinista slay boots
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
maximizing my dunkinista slay boots
“i’m lucky I know you but it’s also a curse that I know you” is the HOTTEST compliment
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
“i’m lucky I know you but it’s also a curse that I know you” is the HOTTEST compliment
why isn’t styrofoam BANNED
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
why isn’t styrofoam BANNED
not one person in washington has used the I-word in their posts to us, their fed up constituents
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
not one person in washington has used the I-word in their posts to us, their fed up constituents
it’s so infuriating staring at the news and feeling like a little sheep herded into a corner that can’t do anything tangible about this moment
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
it’s so infuriating staring at the news and feeling like a little sheep herded into a corner that can’t do anything tangible about this moment
apretude commercials are crazy because why are you cruising at the ross
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
apretude commercials are crazy because why are you cruising at the ross