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high protein diet and cardio feels like it’s starting to show its early signs of bodily improvement
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
high protein diet and cardio feels like it’s starting to show its early signs of bodily improvement
guys i’m actually going to bash my head in a wall
still waiting for my 8:15 ophthalmologist appointment surrounded by geriatric patients who won’t shut up about getting lunch idk what I did to deserve this
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
guys i’m actually going to bash my head in a wall
still waiting for my 8:15 ophthalmologist appointment surrounded by geriatric patients who won’t shut up about getting lunch idk what I did to deserve this
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
still waiting for my 8:15 ophthalmologist appointment surrounded by geriatric patients who won’t shut up about getting lunch idk what I did to deserve this
open relationship except it’s me kicking him out to vacuum and clean the stovetop
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
open relationship except it’s me kicking him out to vacuum and clean the stovetop
what do you guys have degrees in?
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
what do you guys have degrees in?
wicked: I don’t feel good my tummy hurts
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
wicked: I don’t feel good my tummy hurts
i’ve come to the conclusion that trump was rolling at that meeting with mamdani yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i’ve come to the conclusion that trump was rolling at that meeting with mamdani yesterday
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her resignation from Congress, taking effect from January 5th.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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someone in the 4/5/6/7 hallway at grand central just screamed “yo stay to your fucking left” and some lady said “baby that’s your right but you tried” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
someone in the 4/5/6/7 hallway at grand central just screamed “yo stay to your fucking left” and some lady said “baby that’s your right but you tried” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
office 5 days this week where’s my cookie
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
office 5 days this week where’s my cookie
accidentally selected the pino grigio that tastes like the rubber of a beach ball
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
accidentally selected the pino grigio that tastes like the rubber of a beach ball
I am so fortunate to have really good health, vision, and dental insurance 😭
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I am so fortunate to have really good health, vision, and dental insurance 😭
my toxic talent is ferociously walking over metal grates in the pouring rain
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my toxic talent is ferociously walking over metal grates in the pouring rain
they were saying hello this night
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they were saying hello this night
$113 for four people at a diner we are in hell
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
$113 for four people at a diner we are in hell
you ever follow someone on this world wide web and go “I don’t understand you at all”
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you ever follow someone on this world wide web and go “I don’t understand you at all”
teaching the hells kitchen twinks about the concept of an astoria cub/otter open age gap pup relationship and i’ve never seen their attention spans last this long
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
teaching the hells kitchen twinks about the concept of an astoria cub/otter open age gap pup relationship and i’ve never seen their attention spans last this long
there’s a community of people painting a mural on a block-long construction wall on 125th between Lex and 3rd and I think that’s beautiful :)
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
there’s a community of people painting a mural on a block-long construction wall on 125th between Lex and 3rd and I think that’s beautiful :)
body made my pasta alla norma
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
body made my pasta alla norma
it’s very interesting to see who stayed on twitter
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it’s very interesting to see who stayed on twitter
guys today has been fucking weird and it’s 8:59 am
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
guys today has been fucking weird and it’s 8:59 am
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
it’s one of those days where because it’s a midweek day off I’m having sunday scary related anxiety but in a “I need to do my 12th grade AP english homework” type of way
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it’s one of those days where because it’s a midweek day off I’m having sunday scary related anxiety but in a “I need to do my 12th grade AP english homework” type of way
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM