not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout

Woke up at 5 in the morning to the sound of something knocking into the bedroom door quite loudly. I bolted upright and hovered over Cosmos protectively then I heard a dull whirring sound.

It was my new robot vacuum that I got for Christmas doing her daily routine.

Buying another cow for my Stardew farm. Any name suggestions?

when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that

It’s amazing how much you can love and be in awe of a tiny human while simultaneously daydreaming about drop kicking them right into childhood.