james mccormick the third
@cottonwash.bsky.social
born to be a lolcow forced to be a horrorcow. I can be trusted with firearms and have never committed a felony. ig is jamesisagirlname <33
I love getting grosser and dingier and looking as trashy and poor as possible actually. I will never be wifey but I will be the girl u dream of in bed w yours ✨
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I love getting grosser and dingier and looking as trashy and poor as possible actually. I will never be wifey but I will be the girl u dream of in bed w yours ✨
incels so funny to me. “girls only care about money n looks” girls want uggies who watch deadliest warrior actually but alright Brandon. tumblr user nerdfuckerrr speaks for all of us boy wanters I fear
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
incels so funny to me. “girls only care about money n looks” girls want uggies who watch deadliest warrior actually but alright Brandon. tumblr user nerdfuckerrr speaks for all of us boy wanters I fear
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Taxi Driver (1976) 🎬🚖🖤
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Directed by Martin Scorsese
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Taxi Driver (1976) 🎬🚖🖤
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Directed by Martin Scorsese
the government should give us womenfolk a monthly nail stipend. I got 2x tism I am too blind and rarted for ts bro 😭
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
the government should give us womenfolk a monthly nail stipend. I got 2x tism I am too blind and rarted for ts bro 😭
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Society - goo-tastic shock-tactic body-horror satire of social aspiration of playground exaggeration video shop infamy, starring Eddie from Baywatch as a teenager who is having none of this sex-money-power-all-having-the-same-body business.
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February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Society - goo-tastic shock-tactic body-horror satire of social aspiration of playground exaggeration video shop infamy, starring Eddie from Baywatch as a teenager who is having none of this sex-money-power-all-having-the-same-body business.
timworthington.org/2025/03/18/l...
timworthington.org/2025/03/18/l...
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July 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Professor Chaos and Mysterion
lol i think it was the first time I painted kissing characters
#spbunny #southpark
lol i think it was the first time I painted kissing characters
#spbunny #southpark
October 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Professor Chaos and Mysterion
lol i think it was the first time I painted kissing characters
#spbunny #southpark
lol i think it was the first time I painted kissing characters
#spbunny #southpark
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Laid to Rest (2009) Robert Hall
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Laid to Rest (2009) Robert Hall
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February 6, 2026 at 8:36 AM
AGP stands for asperchu gets pussy idk why yall talkin about a love of automobiles
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
AGP stands for asperchu gets pussy idk why yall talkin about a love of automobiles
every time I think I’m a misandrist I open threads. cz then I will see a post with 900+ 30-50 yro liberal white wammens absolutely eviscerating a teenage boy for like, eating a whole loaf of bread or something
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
every time I think I’m a misandrist I open threads. cz then I will see a post with 900+ 30-50 yro liberal white wammens absolutely eviscerating a teenage boy for like, eating a whole loaf of bread or something
In 3 weeks I will be off methadone (god willing). Who wants to slam 8 balls in an alley reeking of piss. For the lulz
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
In 3 weeks I will be off methadone (god willing). Who wants to slam 8 balls in an alley reeking of piss. For the lulz
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Peopletoys (1974) Sean MacGregor and David Sheldon
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Peopletoys (1974) Sean MacGregor and David Sheldon
to be loved is to be known or whatever people without personality disorders say
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
to be loved is to be known or whatever people without personality disorders say
I can’t have fun on coke bc ik I will never be the most coked up quirked out white boy. tom Sandoval I will get u… somehow someway I will take ur place
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I can’t have fun on coke bc ik I will never be the most coked up quirked out white boy. tom Sandoval I will get u… somehow someway I will take ur place
Victoria’s Secret stays perpetrating fat pussy erasure. We are the most discriminated against minority. justice for juicy cooters !!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Victoria’s Secret stays perpetrating fat pussy erasure. We are the most discriminated against minority. justice for juicy cooters !!!!!!
me when I go so crazy style on it I frow up:((
ma'am i know a transsexual throat clear when i hear one
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
me when I go so crazy style on it I frow up:((
“Haha am I chaser if I’m the one being chased” the girls are a bit desperate I fear this is not the serve u think it is diva. I however have been running. They are almost here. when FIR said running frm my past feet don’t fail me now he was talking abt me specifically. the drug in me is girlcock
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“Haha am I chaser if I’m the one being chased” the girls are a bit desperate I fear this is not the serve u think it is diva. I however have been running. They are almost here. when FIR said running frm my past feet don’t fail me now he was talking abt me specifically. the drug in me is girlcock
are there any true and honest ghost face fans? bc all I see are tortas w rape fetishes. stolen valor methinks
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
are there any true and honest ghost face fans? bc all I see are tortas w rape fetishes. stolen valor methinks
it is a very heavy burden being the head petter of the friend group. bc when my head hurts who is there to pet my head? not me. not a soul. not even god
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
it is a very heavy burden being the head petter of the friend group. bc when my head hurts who is there to pet my head? not me. not a soul. not even god