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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13h

What a night.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.

Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.

Choose love. Choose Binface.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16h

She pulled out.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17h

Which famous person would you like to see in #CelebrityTraitors if you had the chance? Put your answer below for the ultimate cast list!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 22h

A cameraman at the #ToryConference just did an excellently-timed zoom onto Chris Philp. #kemi #badenoch

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 2d

This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 6d

EUREKA! I have made a startling discovery about the British Prime Minister. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter here: countbinface.substack.com/p/exstarminate

EXSTARMINATE!

I bring you news to cheer your broken soul

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 6d

EUREKA! I have made a startling discovery about the British Prime Minister. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter here: countbinface.substack.com/p/exstarminate

EXSTARMINATE!

I bring you news to cheer your broken soul

countbinface.substack.com

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A J Lockhart @ajlockhart.co.uk · 6d

@countbinface.bsky.social
wins best email subject line of the day for me...

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 9d

Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15d

If you enjoy swallowing bovine faeces, you're spoiled for choice right now. Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 21d

Lord Hatface, I salute you.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 21d

The State (Visit) Of It: read my exclusive take on Trump, Charles, and what it says about how f*cked everyone is. (Apart from me. I'm just visiting.) open.substack.com/pub/countbin...

The State (visit) Of It

Hello humans,

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 21d

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 22d

There’s no #PMQs this week (Keir’s running out of ministers to wrongly defend), but fear not because #AskBinface is here to fill the gap! Send me your posers and policies, and I’ll answer them in the next edition of my podcast Trash Talk, which is a 50th episode special!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 22d

Eat this, Elon:
2024 London Mayoral Election
Count Binface: 24,260
Britain First: 20,519

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23d

I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23d

Full interview here! pod.fo/e/3291ee - do me the honour of subscribing. Loads of brilliant guests like Richard. CB

Trash Talk... with Count Binface: Richard Herring

On this week's potentially award-winning episode of Trash Talk with Count Binface is esteemed Earth comedian Richard Herring. He's made cancer funny, poked fun at fascism and even made a whole show...

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23d

Talking cock with Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social It’s a universal topic, and in this instance a hard one too.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 23d

I for one am eager to discover what his dad did for a living.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 26d

So Keir Starmer’s government is now ruled by the Quint? Well then. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates. There are too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Ko-fi.com/countbinface

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 26d

BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
In the latest episode of my (future-) award-winning podcast, I speak to comedian Richard Herring
about all sorts, including this little insight into both of us. Get the whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27d

If Peter Mandelson is too awful to be an ambassador, why should he still be a lord? Or is the bar lower? #BinMandy

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27d

Mandelson sacked. Yum yum.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 28d

A brilliant story about Peter Mandelson, told to me by Mark Gatiss on my podcast Trash Talk...

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 28d

Give him till Sunday.

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