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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · Mar 26

I will never follow back. I cast thee out, random account.

The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 5h

Eating someone that fat would also fix you

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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 6h

"The $55 billion buyout saddles EA with debt that only makes sense through new revenue streams—likely sports betting and integrated media ventures," van Dreunen said in an email.

Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 19h

'Gaming is the new oil:' How the EA buyout 'diverges from the traditional playbook'

Analysts explain how the high-risk leveraged buyout will impact Electronic Arts and the video game industry.

www.gamedeveloper.com

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 1d

Hey girl, are you a family vault?

Because I'd like to be sealed in your back niches looking for a pipe of amontillado

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 7h

And to think taxidermy used to regulate my work-life balance

(If they branch into mindfulness and shit)

The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 7h

The

ULTIMATE

probiotic

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Mom @milph.mom · 7h

Sorry PR companies, we’re not making Minesons or Simpcraft a viral thing.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 11h

‘THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2’ and ‘MINECRAFT 2’ will both release on the same day

July 23, 2027.

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 8h

The desperate urge to get fatter by any means

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Todd Ciolek @kidfenris.bsky.social · 17h

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

Argath aka Algus yells "Animals have no God!!" like a jerk. The original translation of Final Fantasy Tactics is notoriously rough, but I always liked how blunt this line was.

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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 9h

I'm pretty sure this is an AI-generated logo. If you look at the other versions of it on their website, every single bird is slightly different (the feet, the head, the bag).

I mean, this sucks, no?

A screenshot of the Sackbird website that says "seek the sack" (horrible) followed by four images of a black bird with a bindle and a human arm. there are minor variations in the art - some birds have bigger heads, or more fingers, or flatter feet.

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Sith_art aka A’ine! 🏳️‍⚧️ @sith-art.bsky.social · 15h

I just don’t want to be subjected to the opinions of dudes who’s occupation is “livestreamer”, I don’t care if its lefty golden boy Hasan or righty Chosen of Nurgle Asmon, both are opposite ends of the “completely out of touch with the struggles of normal people” spectrum. 😅

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 9h

People in newspapers will write anything. "Johnny Cash seems deeply uncool" no he didn't. That isn't true.

bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 11h

wtaf are you talking about

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 8h

I thought this was viral marketing for a new Resident Evil, but no it's a real third-party nootropics wholesaler running with the Umbrella branding.

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 9h

Alt joke: Michael Keaton going "NICE FUCKIN' PUZZLE" before grabbing his disgusting rotten hog

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 9h

Configure this Lament *pants grab*

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The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 10h

I may be a piece of shit gacha player but I do have some sense of standards

The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 10h

Taking bets on who wins Nobel prizes and other reasons why the sports book needs to be stopped

The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me @countzio.bsky.social · 11h

The Secret game mechanic of getting too fat to fit in places

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Indystruck @indystruck.bsky.social · 11h

The Silent Hill 2 wiki guy like "I FUCKIN KNEW IT"

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."