Courtney ✨
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28. Figuring it out. ⚯͛ △⃒⃘
Talked to my man on his way to work this morning and I already know I’m gonna have a great day 😌💖
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Talked to my man on his way to work this morning and I already know I’m gonna have a great day 😌💖
I FINALLY caught up on the first part of stranger things and all I wanna say rn is IKTR WILLIAM!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I FINALLY caught up on the first part of stranger things and all I wanna say rn is IKTR WILLIAM!!!!!!
So the plug asked me if I lived with my man and when I said no he proceeded to give me an extra sack and then try to get a kiss (whole time I still got my man’s *** on my breath 🤣)… sir you’re not getting that date nor a kiss but thank you so much for the quarter 🤣🤣
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So the plug asked me if I lived with my man and when I said no he proceeded to give me an extra sack and then try to get a kiss (whole time I still got my man’s *** on my breath 🤣)… sir you’re not getting that date nor a kiss but thank you so much for the quarter 🤣🤣
My coworker turned super dear friend is officially, officially moving and has put her final day on paper 😭 my feelings are so hurt and I definitely love her down because it’s no way we’re sitting here crying in the middle of the night like this 😭🤣
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My coworker turned super dear friend is officially, officially moving and has put her final day on paper 😭 my feelings are so hurt and I definitely love her down because it’s no way we’re sitting here crying in the middle of the night like this 😭🤣
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LISTENNNNNN
the prospect of being single forever does not scare me, the thought of settling does
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
LISTENNNNNN
Me guessing one of the biggest twists of Gen V season 2 on like the second episode and DOWN TO THE TEE!!
a woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes "
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes "
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October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me guessing one of the biggest twists of Gen V season 2 on like the second episode and DOWN TO THE TEE!!
I fell asleep before I could discuss Gen V with my crush and when I woke up this morning I saw he also invited me for a Harry Potter date this weekend.. and sent it like 5 minutes after I fell asleep 🫠🥲
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I fell asleep before I could discuss Gen V with my crush and when I woke up this morning I saw he also invited me for a Harry Potter date this weekend.. and sent it like 5 minutes after I fell asleep 🫠🥲
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Hey y’all!
Remember this pastor who was shot by ICE? His church is doing the work of God. Preaching against the genocide, confronting ICE, aiding Chicagoans in everyday needs
Their church’s building is centuries old & falling apart & they could use some generosity www.chicagofirstchurch.org/give
Remember this pastor who was shot by ICE? His church is doing the work of God. Preaching against the genocide, confronting ICE, aiding Chicagoans in everyday needs
Their church’s building is centuries old & falling apart & they could use some generosity www.chicagofirstchurch.org/give
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hey y’all!
Remember this pastor who was shot by ICE? His church is doing the work of God. Preaching against the genocide, confronting ICE, aiding Chicagoans in everyday needs
Their church’s building is centuries old & falling apart & they could use some generosity www.chicagofirstchurch.org/give
Remember this pastor who was shot by ICE? His church is doing the work of God. Preaching against the genocide, confronting ICE, aiding Chicagoans in everyday needs
Their church’s building is centuries old & falling apart & they could use some generosity www.chicagofirstchurch.org/give
Idk finding out the younger generation is using caps lock to capitalize one letter has further tainted my view of the future of our society
October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Idk finding out the younger generation is using caps lock to capitalize one letter has further tainted my view of the future of our society
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My mom told me recently she's nervous going out sometimes bc she's an older Black woman with an accent 🥺☹️
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My mom told me recently she's nervous going out sometimes bc she's an older Black woman with an accent 🥺☹️
I hate that I could see the writing on the wall with Jax and the firm last year when they brought Morris Chestnut fine ass on the show 😭 she was right to check them in that meeting I just need my sis to start building her own firm ASAP 😭☝🏼 #ReasonableDoubt
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I hate that I could see the writing on the wall with Jax and the firm last year when they brought Morris Chestnut fine ass on the show 😭 she was right to check them in that meeting I just need my sis to start building her own firm ASAP 😭☝🏼 #ReasonableDoubt
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I have had it on repeat. listening to it rn actually.
Listen I listen to that Cardi when I work out and that shit keeps me pumped lol
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have had it on repeat. listening to it rn actually.
CARDIIIIII!!!!!! “Name 5 Bia songs gun pointed to your head.. BOW I’m dead” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
CARDIIIIII!!!!!! “Name 5 Bia songs gun pointed to your head.. BOW I’m dead” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“Wherever you at is where I wanna be nigga. I’m on ya dick I wanna hold it while you pee nigga!” Real lover girl shit Cardi know ball! 🙂↕️
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Wherever you at is where I wanna be nigga. I’m on ya dick I wanna hold it while you pee nigga!” Real lover girl shit Cardi know ball! 🙂↕️
I made it to that verse in Magnet and my jaw dropped 🤣 CARDI!!!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I made it to that verse in Magnet and my jaw dropped 🤣 CARDI!!!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh so, so you doing the bending???” Will never not be hilarious to me 😭🤣
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Oh so, so you doing the bending???” Will never not be hilarious to me 😭🤣
Lex on Baddies is such a waste of a pretty face. Just a nasty, ugly soul that takes away from the looks God gave her
September 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lex on Baddies is such a waste of a pretty face. Just a nasty, ugly soul that takes away from the looks God gave her
I’m over here cackling at at TikTok videos while this man in the shower like I’m not ***** ** **** *** *** 😭🤣
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m over here cackling at at TikTok videos while this man in the shower like I’m not ***** ** **** *** *** 😭🤣
Took a shot for Rolling Ray bc wtf???? 😭
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Took a shot for Rolling Ray bc wtf???? 😭
Okay I might start live posting about this show in watching called reasonable doubt bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN TONI DIDNT GET THE ABORTION??? THE SAME TONIGHT YOUR HUSBAND DIDNT TELL YOU HE SLEPT WITH???????
September 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Okay I might start live posting about this show in watching called reasonable doubt bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN TONI DIDNT GET THE ABORTION??? THE SAME TONIGHT YOUR HUSBAND DIDNT TELL YOU HE SLEPT WITH???????
I was on one of “those” apps and this man’s first message was “ I swear I know you from somewhere!” …. My ex. He knows me from my ex I’m 99% sure so I’m just not gonna respond 😭🤣
August 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I was on one of “those” apps and this man’s first message was “ I swear I know you from somewhere!” …. My ex. He knows me from my ex I’m 99% sure so I’m just not gonna respond 😭🤣
I definitely became part of the work tea for a second thanks to a couple big mouths, but I be in there going off so much (I work very hard for weeks straight so I have those privileges) folks weren’t brave enough to make it an actual issue and it passed 🤪 #beingcrazyworks
I love when the work tea doesn’t affect me outside of providing good entertainment and a sitcom effect to the workplace 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I definitely became part of the work tea for a second thanks to a couple big mouths, but I be in there going off so much (I work very hard for weeks straight so I have those privileges) folks weren’t brave enough to make it an actual issue and it passed 🤪 #beingcrazyworks
Update: we got banned like the next week or the week after 😭🤣 I’d just like to add that I ain’t do shit but try to diffuse the situation 😭☝🏽
Just came to update and say I’m at work a lil hungover again BUT I’m on phones all day so yaayyyy??? But most importantly KARAOKE NEVER MISSES 🤣☝🏽
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Update: we got banned like the next week or the week after 😭🤣 I’d just like to add that I ain’t do shit but try to diffuse the situation 😭☝🏽
I’ve decided to enter my “villain era” and start putting myself first and stop stopping myself from bettering myself own situations because of how it might impact someone else.
July 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I’ve decided to enter my “villain era” and start putting myself first and stop stopping myself from bettering myself own situations because of how it might impact someone else.
Idk how folks can look at the situation with Jackie and Chantel and not feel like there has to be deep trauma and pain to have that type of relationship with your mom, but somehow the fault all lies with Chantel? #BBWLA
July 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Idk how folks can look at the situation with Jackie and Chantel and not feel like there has to be deep trauma and pain to have that type of relationship with your mom, but somehow the fault all lies with Chantel? #BBWLA