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Daze the Barnyard Hippogriff
@cowlbard.bsky.social
A kinky gainer getting comfortable in my growing skin. Figured out I'm a furry; half owl half cow. Waiting for more discoveries as I grow
Pinned
I am so happy to say this is the real me! Happy to reintroduce myself to everyone. Thank you for the amazing work~
A ref sheet for @thatcutechubbynerd.bsky.social! thanks for the support! #bunnart
Totally forgot I took these but ANE was a blast. Had such a fun time especially bringing a new furry along
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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I can't think of a clever title for this
April 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Avery large bird
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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New year, new... uh, look?

#fatfur #fatfurs
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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It's always a good time to feed your big Lugia friend !~ 💕

They're also verrrryy good for a new couch replacement bwehe ✨
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Big gut on a big bird🔥
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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The progression from three years after a fast food became highly addictive, v.s. six years after. Now every person in every globalised country is incredibly obese and hopelessly addicted to the fatty junk food of an evil mega-corporation ;3c. #fatfurs #fatfur
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Percy & Owen

#nsfw
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Been having a great day with @thatcutechubbynerd.bsky.social, putting them through their paces as a #ProperPet.

#Gainer #Gaining
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Cloning yourself just to experience regular life and immobility at the same time, but you're both such fatasses that you just end up as a pair of immobile blobs :v
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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@puphyhm.bsky.social getting a proper feeding like a proper pig 💖
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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i'm mister F A T B I T C Hmas
i'm mister D O U G H
i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R
i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E

friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R
whatever i touch
turns O B E S E in my clutch

...what's "Too Much?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Making a big fat spectacle of yourself can be great foreplay
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Not sure if I'll ever finish these but... a little doodle series about a puffin getting puffier after getting a job at a bakery~

#toxinsart | #fatfur | #weightgain
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Those chains aren't coming off, that hose isn't coming out of your rear until that voracious drooling look is wiped off your face and your shirt lifts enough to expose your whole gut. I know it was cruel of me to let my addicting buttery flavor go over your tongue but I want to watch you squirm~
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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After a week of drawing donkeys, let me give the cowbois some attention!
You want a fat milky udder swinging between your legs right now, don't ya?
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Cant be stressed out if all you can think about is being a cum dump
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I See
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Your fat-swaddled arms sluggishly drag over your yard-deep lovehandles, pulling sticks of butter to your greasy maw in perpetuity.

You stopped feeling hungry.. Days? Weeks ago?

But you can't stop... You need to keep gorging...

You need to be fatter.

You need to be fatter.

YOU NEED TO BE FATTER.
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Im honestly always oscillating considering whether id be happier at quarter ton or half ton 🥴
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Thunder and Lightningtooth having the best Snoggletog of their life!
It sounds like galaxies do taste extremely good (and are extremely fattening)

Commission from the ever amazing @mmistmi.bsky.social as a Christmas gift to my friend @blackwolfen.bsky.social and I
Thank you again!
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Disney Pete who I have been meaning to draw for a while
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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🦉
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM