[Batman transition]
Hours later…

Anyway, so until I resume and finish this project, currently the only way to heat my home involves picking up a telephone extension and yelling “Siri, turn on the FIRE.” Which is asinine, but I did this to myself.

All fun and games ’til you come home and it’s 61° inside and you’re frantically trying to remember why you wrote an automation the way you did a year in the past, and didn’t document it anywhere, stupid stupid stupid.

Last winter, I got carried away with Apple Home and devised too-clever ways to control the baseboard heaters and fireplace—China will sell you some extremely dodgy PLCs, cheap! But then I had an attack of sanity, concluded I didn’t want “IOT” and “open flame” appearing in the same paragraph, and […]

With houseplants, almost every problem stands exactly 50–50 probability that it’s being
• underwatered
• overwatered

It seems to be similar with running injuries, where the two possible remedies are
• stop running immediately or you’ll hurt yourself
• run on it—active recovery, bro!

Choose wisely!

Give me liberty, or give it to me, daddy.

Also, show me the backstory of Patrick Henry’s portraitist. Like, did they bang before his sitting or after?, or both?

Like, it’s not even poorshaming to mock Android. Android phones are just as expensive as Apple phones! They’re just … also shitty!

Touring my new book, “Running Is Like Owning A Tesla”