Coyote Face
@coyote-face.bsky.social
Your favorite dog, even if you don’t know it yet. Hobbies include shrieking, trying to pick up sticks larger than my body, and being a big ole kissyface suckup baby.
When god closes a door, I open it back up because I don’t believe in obstacles. 🐾
When god closes a door, I open it back up because I don’t believe in obstacles. 🐾
PUNISH HIM WITH KISSES
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
PUNISH HIM WITH KISSES
I want to email them w/ comments on the article b/c it’s got some *issues*. Lazy writing at best.
“No one today accuses a newspaper of “cheating” because it prints a photograph…AI images are a similar inflection point.” False equivalence.
“The alternative is silence.” False dichotomy.
“No one today accuses a newspaper of “cheating” because it prints a photograph…AI images are a similar inflection point.” False equivalence.
“The alternative is silence.” False dichotomy.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I want to email them w/ comments on the article b/c it’s got some *issues*. Lazy writing at best.
“No one today accuses a newspaper of “cheating” because it prints a photograph…AI images are a similar inflection point.” False equivalence.
“The alternative is silence.” False dichotomy.
“No one today accuses a newspaper of “cheating” because it prints a photograph…AI images are a similar inflection point.” False equivalence.
“The alternative is silence.” False dichotomy.
Much like a Newton, they are fruit and cake
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Much like a Newton, they are fruit and cake
People can be awful when you’re trying to be kind. Online is worse but it happens in person too. It seems to have become more of a problem than it used to be over the past several years and I don’t know why
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
People can be awful when you’re trying to be kind. Online is worse but it happens in person too. It seems to have become more of a problem than it used to be over the past several years and I don’t know why
I bet you would get along super well with the Language Transfer guy (can’t remember his name)
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I bet you would get along super well with the Language Transfer guy (can’t remember his name)
Spicewalla sells good stuff but I’m not surprised that their Mexican hot chocolate is Indian hot. I bet I’d like the flavor, but my stomach and esophagus won’t let me eat spicy-spicy foods anymore
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Spicewalla sells good stuff but I’m not surprised that their Mexican hot chocolate is Indian hot. I bet I’d like the flavor, but my stomach and esophagus won’t let me eat spicy-spicy foods anymore
Shove your ENTIRE FACE into a SMALL PILE OF SNOW and you will IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND THE GLORY
December 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Shove your ENTIRE FACE into a SMALL PILE OF SNOW and you will IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND THE GLORY
“What led them to do this”
I’ll just say that I know someone (haven’t talked to him in years) & I would not be surprised if he joined ICE. Abusive, got fired from a law enforcement job (yikes) & has a habit of “practicing” by dry firing in his own home (but doesn’t always remember to unload, oops!)
I’ll just say that I know someone (haven’t talked to him in years) & I would not be surprised if he joined ICE. Abusive, got fired from a law enforcement job (yikes) & has a habit of “practicing” by dry firing in his own home (but doesn’t always remember to unload, oops!)
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“What led them to do this”
I’ll just say that I know someone (haven’t talked to him in years) & I would not be surprised if he joined ICE. Abusive, got fired from a law enforcement job (yikes) & has a habit of “practicing” by dry firing in his own home (but doesn’t always remember to unload, oops!)
I’ll just say that I know someone (haven’t talked to him in years) & I would not be surprised if he joined ICE. Abusive, got fired from a law enforcement job (yikes) & has a habit of “practicing” by dry firing in his own home (but doesn’t always remember to unload, oops!)
You know what this makes me think of? That dude who was like “hey let’s crossbreed a siskin to a canary to make a RED CANARY! also I love eugenics! and now I’m a Nazi!”
December 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You know what this makes me think of? That dude who was like “hey let’s crossbreed a siskin to a canary to make a RED CANARY! also I love eugenics! and now I’m a Nazi!”
Generative AI applications. LLMs are also generative AI (albeit ones that only produce text) but most people understand genAI to mean images & videos
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Generative AI applications. LLMs are also generative AI (albeit ones that only produce text) but most people understand genAI to mean images & videos
I took a PILL ONCE that I am PRETTY SURE was ABSORBIC ACID because it ABSORBED SO GOOD that I got LOWKEY STUCK IN A HALLWAY, like VITAMIN C ME STARING BLANKLY AT A WALL WHILE MY HUMAN FREAKS OUT LMAO
P.S. I was TOTALLY FINE it was just THEM GOOD DRUGS after the whole BONE THEFT SITCH
P.S. I was TOTALLY FINE it was just THEM GOOD DRUGS after the whole BONE THEFT SITCH
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I took a PILL ONCE that I am PRETTY SURE was ABSORBIC ACID because it ABSORBED SO GOOD that I got LOWKEY STUCK IN A HALLWAY, like VITAMIN C ME STARING BLANKLY AT A WALL WHILE MY HUMAN FREAKS OUT LMAO
P.S. I was TOTALLY FINE it was just THEM GOOD DRUGS after the whole BONE THEFT SITCH
P.S. I was TOTALLY FINE it was just THEM GOOD DRUGS after the whole BONE THEFT SITCH
Those make the worst noise lol. I don’t even like toys with regular squeakers, I would 100% throw that straight through a window, leaving a cartoon-style hole in the glass
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Those make the worst noise lol. I don’t even like toys with regular squeakers, I would 100% throw that straight through a window, leaving a cartoon-style hole in the glass
If you add enough sauce to your cucoodles, nobody will know they’re not zoodles
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If you add enough sauce to your cucoodles, nobody will know they’re not zoodles
I thought I knew where my ancestors were from and then I found out that some of them were from what is now *looks around for witnesses* *leans in and whispers* france
Anyway, I’m no longer legally allowed to ask for freedom fries with freedom dressing and it’s really been a blow to my identity
Anyway, I’m no longer legally allowed to ask for freedom fries with freedom dressing and it’s really been a blow to my identity
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I thought I knew where my ancestors were from and then I found out that some of them were from what is now *looks around for witnesses* *leans in and whispers* france
Anyway, I’m no longer legally allowed to ask for freedom fries with freedom dressing and it’s really been a blow to my identity
Anyway, I’m no longer legally allowed to ask for freedom fries with freedom dressing and it’s really been a blow to my identity
“The voters love this kind of stuff, they find it exhilarating“
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“The voters love this kind of stuff, they find it exhilarating“
FFS, shit like this is why people don’t like the Democratic party as it currently exists.
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
FFS, shit like this is why people don’t like the Democratic party as it currently exists.
Huh, I wonder why the cream of tartar to baking soda ratio is 1:1. Doesn‘t matter, I guess, because it works!
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Huh, I wonder why the cream of tartar to baking soda ratio is 1:1. Doesn‘t matter, I guess, because it works!
I’M SORRY I WAS HUNGRY AND HAD A BAG OF FRITOS
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’M SORRY I WAS HUNGRY AND HAD A BAG OF FRITOS
The BEST SOLUTION to that FEELING is to DRIVE TO CHECKERS and buy SOMEDOG an ICE CREAM CONE and/or APPLE PIE
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The BEST SOLUTION to that FEELING is to DRIVE TO CHECKERS and buy SOMEDOG an ICE CREAM CONE and/or APPLE PIE
You know what, I feel that. No messed up metabolism here, my deal is a lowkey paralyzed stomach. Regardless, cookies are not a food that I can have. But I still want them. Ideally molasses spice. Browned butter chocolate chip would also be delicious
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You know what, I feel that. No messed up metabolism here, my deal is a lowkey paralyzed stomach. Regardless, cookies are not a food that I can have. But I still want them. Ideally molasses spice. Browned butter chocolate chip would also be delicious
Fabric, but only fabric that comes from plants
Cotton = yes
Linen = yes
Wool = NO. NO SHEEP ALLOWED. YOU’RE NOT A PLANT. LAMB’S EAR IS A LIE AND NOT MADE OF SHEEP AT ALL
Hemp = yes
Cotton = yes
Linen = yes
Wool = NO. NO SHEEP ALLOWED. YOU’RE NOT A PLANT. LAMB’S EAR IS A LIE AND NOT MADE OF SHEEP AT ALL
Hemp = yes
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Fabric, but only fabric that comes from plants
Cotton = yes
Linen = yes
Wool = NO. NO SHEEP ALLOWED. YOU’RE NOT A PLANT. LAMB’S EAR IS A LIE AND NOT MADE OF SHEEP AT ALL
Hemp = yes
Cotton = yes
Linen = yes
Wool = NO. NO SHEEP ALLOWED. YOU’RE NOT A PLANT. LAMB’S EAR IS A LIE AND NOT MADE OF SHEEP AT ALL
Hemp = yes