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Coyote Face
@coyote-face.bsky.social
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Your favorite dog, even if you don’t know it yet. Hobbies include shrieking, trying to pick up sticks larger than my body, and being a big ole kissyface suckup baby.

When god closes a door, I open it back up because I don’t believe in obstacles. 🐾
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coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME

P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN

P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a dog bed which is tucked into a corner, where her pen used to be. There is a red pillow resting on the bed behind her, and a water bowl’s on a stand next to the dog bed. She is curled into a c, with her chin on the bed next to her hind paw, and she is staring intently at the camera. At you specifically
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Me and all my homies love alt text
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan paws lying on a bed, you can see blankets and pillows behind her. She has a chewed-up water bottle between her front paws and is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression on her face
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet trotting on grass with a medium-sized stick in her mouth. The stick is shoved so far back in her mouth that she’s holding onto it with her molars and it makes it look like she’s smiling. She has a mischievous look on her face
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Another good example of alt text. Has all the words. No further comments

8/10 (I admit I took points away for a bad reason: because I can never un-know the orange jello thing now)
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 9d
Oliver Sacks would have been a great wellness grifter
By the late sixties, Sacks had become, he wrote, “almost a monk in my asceticism and devotion to work.” He estimated that he produced a million and a half words a year. When he woke up in the middle of the night with an erection, he would cool his penis by putting it in orange jello. He told Erpelding, “I partly accept myself as a celibate and a cripple, but partly—and this is . . . the wonder of sublimation—am able to transform my erotic feelings into other sorts of love—love for my patients, my work, art, thought.” He explained, “I keep my distance from people, am always courteous, never close. For me (as perhaps for you) there is almost no room, no moral room.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
This is some good alt text right here. High quality. Very descriptive, a little humor but not a wall of text trying to be funny without also being informative. 10/10
jennytulls.bsky.social Pantyopticon @jennytulls.bsky.social · 9d
Hell yeah, you can smell the gay!
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Gonna start pointing out some good examples of alt text so people can see how it’s done instead of me just bitching about the bad stuff

Here, the alt text is extremely evocative and really lets me understand exactly what’s in the image. Honestly just a lovely, poetic description. 10/10
anangryscientist.bsky.social An Angry Scientist @anangryscientist.bsky.social · 10d
@nora.zone It came! It’s beautiful! I actually sobbed a little? Hope that’s not weird; I have been so stressed and exhausted, and everything is so difficult. When I unwrapped and saw it, I felt the surprise and delight of walking through the garden in summer and seeing friendly strawberry plants.
a small wreath wrought of colored glass sits in a light brown skinned hand. the main body of the piece is blobby shades of green suggesting the boughs of a fir tree with stresks and subtle sparkles, and somehow the front is adorned with the strawberry plants in glass. vibrant round red fruits speckled with white for the seeds, white five-petaled flowers with yellow centers somehow done clearly and true to shape, and rounded bright green leaves curl gently around the front of the piece.
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and the weather has been AMAZING with SNOW AND STUFF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN has MIGRAINES so we have not done WALKIES for TWO DAYS IN A ROW but that is OK because I will ACCEPT SNUGGLES INSTEAD

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she has her head on a pillow and is looking up at the camera. You can see one of her paws next to her face, and she is gently resting her chin on someone’s hand. Her head is leaning against a tablet with keyboard and she looks very soulful
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
When someone tells you that the alt text on the image you posted isn’t accessible, this isn’t the way to respond if you actually care about your posts being accessible to people w/ disabilities

It’s really giving “Alt text isn’t helpful? Too bad, I like what I did, fuck off & stop bothering me”
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Another post w/ poor alt text, “a man frees a woman from some shackles and comforts her fears by pouring his heart out to her”. This doesn’t tell me what’s happening. Who are these people? What is happening, why does she need comfort? What are the man’s actual words? Alt text should be descriptive!
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN suggested that we WATCH SOME TELEVISION but I CHIN-BLOCKED THE TABLET because I am MUCH MORE CHARMING and ENTERTAINING than any TELEVISION SHOW. And also I have REALLY NICE WHISKERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd. She looks soulful and her whiskers are very visible, she is resting her head on a pillow and you can’t see her body. Her chin is resting on top of the case for a tablet which is sitting on the pillow, so it can’t be opened to watch tv
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome to a SUPER SECRET ACTUAL 100% FINAL I PROMISE THIS TIME IT IS TRULY THE LAST EPISODE of GSD CRIBS where I make the BIG REVEAL that I am now ALLOWED ON THE HUMAN BED AGAIN and it is GLORIOUS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a queen sized bed and looking directly at you. There is a grey blanket underneath her and she has a plush fish toy laying next to her
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A dim photo with a top-down view of a dog pen. There is a clean white blanket on the floor, an elevated feeder with a bowl of water on it, and a dog bed with a blue sheet, stuffed fish, and Coyote Face herself resting on it. She is partially curled up so she looks like a black ball with her snout and one tan leg sticking out
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’d like to welcome you back to GSD CRIBS. In THIS EPISODE I would like to show you my COZY BED which has LOVELY CLEAN SHEETS upon which I plan on leaving an IMPROBABLE AMOUNT OF FLUFF

#coyoteface #germanshedder #dogsofbsky
An empty 4 ft by 8 ft dog pen. The only things in it are a clean white blanket on the ground, a dog bed with a blue sheet on it that has white markings that I think are moons and stars, and a stuffed fish toy lying on top of the dog bed
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE & I just decided to start HEART REACTING MY OWN POSTS because I’m really getting into SELF LOVE, specifically the kind you can TALK ABOUT around CHILDREN

P.S. I don’t judge THE OTHER KIND it’s just not for ME PERSONALLY

P.P.S. Is this SHITPOSTING?

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A Dalmatian with brown spots gently biting the nose of a German shepherd puppy, who has an impish smile on her face. You can tell they have been playing
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to welcome you to GSD CRIBS, where I’m showing you my RECOVERY PEN in a STUNNING THREE PART SERIES. This is my EMPTY PEN after my FAVORITEST HUMAN has put down a CLEAN BLANKET which I GET NIGHTLY because I EAT IN THERE and CRUMBS

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A dim photo of an empty wire pen which is 4 ft by 8 ft. There is a white blanket on the floor but nothing else.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Once again an accessibility reminder from your favorite dog in the entire universe:

If you use the spooky demonic looking text, this is what screen readers see. It is not understandable! It is not fun having to ask a friend to look at it and translate!

BTW, it says “everything must be monetized”
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’ve been MISSING IN ACTION due to the whole BONE THEFT HEALING SITCH but I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that I am now FULLY BIONIC and also ALLOWED OFF-LEASH A LIL BIT, so I CELEBRATED by LOVINGLY ANNOYING MY HUMAN while they claimed to be “WORKING”

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A closeup on a black German shepherd’s face. She is resting her head on a person’s leg and looking up at the camera beseechingly. There is a leash draped in front of her face because she’s not allowed to be loose in the bedroom yet
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and since I cannot currently FROLIC and CAVORT as I would USUALLY DO in this LOVELY COOL WEATHER, my FAVORITEST HUMAN made me a DELICIOUS TOPPL TREAT as a CONSOLATION PRIZE so I could enjoy some PEANUT BUTTER KIBBLE TIME

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a dog bed. She is licking the inside of a lime green Toppl food-dispensing toy which is resting in between her front feet. Her eyes are squinched shut and her ears are splayed out a bit so they look like airplane wings
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
People are posting videos of convos w/ Spotify support and y’all. Use your alt text please! Contrast these two videos I stitched together & think about how accessible your videos really are. Even though alt text on videos may not be visible *to you* it is still there

P.S. Coyote Face loves alt text
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is a HELL YEAH

I’m gonna do it with FARTS
sorrowscopes.bsky.social Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Oct 12
Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and earlier today I TRICKED MY HUMAN into taking me OUTSIDE because I said HEY MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING and then I VERY POLITELY DEMANDED that they TAKE ME FOR WALKIES but they said NO???? I need JUSTICE and FREEDOM

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the back of a black German shepherd’s head and neck, she is wearing a bright purple collar. She is poking her nose at the small gap between a fence gate and the gate itself because she wants to go for a walk
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is how I STARE at my FAVORITEST HUMAN like a CREEPY NIGHT STALKER until they STIR FROM THEIR SLUMBER but also they are NOT WAKING UP FAST ENOUGH and I am VERY IMPATIENT because I have PEEPEE NEEDS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying inside a pen on a white blanket. She is staring at the camera with an impatient look on her face. One of her hind legs is shaved and she is wearing a cone of shame
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM