Croseph Jowley
@jennytulls.bsky.social
Dick jokes are my ✨️passion✨️
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
Pinned
Im a bit of a feminine himbo, a "herbo", if you will.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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We have 9 days left to raise the rest of the $7.9k we have left to pay off the medical bill, any bit helps, shares are greatly appreciated!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We have 9 days left to raise the rest of the $7.9k we have left to pay off the medical bill, any bit helps, shares are greatly appreciated!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The Dream Of Every Millennial: a small farm, perhaps in the woods, with a number of goats or a milk cow, and a fire and a cat with whom to watch the turning of the leaves
September 27, 2023 at 6:02 PM
The Dream Of Every Millennial: a small farm, perhaps in the woods, with a number of goats or a milk cow, and a fire and a cat with whom to watch the turning of the leaves
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December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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3 short whistles = 🧊 is in the neighborhood
3 long whistles = 🧊 is kidnapping somebody
cuanto más sabes
3 long whistles = 🧊 is kidnapping somebody
cuanto más sabes
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
3 short whistles = 🧊 is in the neighborhood
3 long whistles = 🧊 is kidnapping somebody
cuanto más sabes
3 long whistles = 🧊 is kidnapping somebody
cuanto más sabes
I have to do better. I spend all fucking day telling my sister and husband and boyfriend and friends to take care of themselves and take time for themselves but I am letting myself rot over here like a big jackass.
Tomorrow I will shower. I will unpack one box. I will finish my new illustration.
Tomorrow I will shower. I will unpack one box. I will finish my new illustration.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I have to do better. I spend all fucking day telling my sister and husband and boyfriend and friends to take care of themselves and take time for themselves but I am letting myself rot over here like a big jackass.
Tomorrow I will shower. I will unpack one box. I will finish my new illustration.
Tomorrow I will shower. I will unpack one box. I will finish my new illustration.
Lmfao some blue wave resist nerd put me on a "cringe" block list. This is very funny, I am cringe but I am free etc
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lmfao some blue wave resist nerd put me on a "cringe" block list. This is very funny, I am cringe but I am free etc
Gonna do a line of turmeric, just to feel something
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gonna do a line of turmeric, just to feel something
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I'm pretty convinced my problems are thyroid-related, but doctors are being butts and taking forever, so I'm gonna just eat someone else's thyroid to gain its power.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm pretty convinced my problems are thyroid-related, but doctors are being butts and taking forever, so I'm gonna just eat someone else's thyroid to gain its power.
Having a real weird email day, starting to think a doctor stole my identity and got some credit cards, but jokes on you, Dr Fucko, I have no money, no job, no usable credit, and no fucks to give
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Having a real weird email day, starting to think a doctor stole my identity and got some credit cards, but jokes on you, Dr Fucko, I have no money, no job, no usable credit, and no fucks to give
Gotta make $300 before Christmas to buy kevin a present, so that means I gotta hit up my husband for a loan to buy stuff for my boyfriend because my life is hilarious.
Luckily, they both really like each other lmao
Luckily, they both really like each other lmao
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gotta make $300 before Christmas to buy kevin a present, so that means I gotta hit up my husband for a loan to buy stuff for my boyfriend because my life is hilarious.
Luckily, they both really like each other lmao
Luckily, they both really like each other lmao
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Let me tell you bout my BEST FRIEND
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Let me tell you bout my BEST FRIEND
Im a tombstone fan, alas. Especially their insanely priced french fry pizzas.
You know what let's have a little fun today what is your favorite frozen pizza brand and why mine is Red barons just because it's really good I enjoy it my favorite pizza from them is their stuffed crust meat pizzas very tasty and square feel free to leave your answer in the comments.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Im a tombstone fan, alas. Especially their insanely priced french fry pizzas.
I'm willing to cut a morherfucker to protect Matthew Lillard
I've hated QT and his racist, misogynistic drivel my whole life but somehow it's hurting Matthew Lillard's feelings that really has me wanting to throw hands.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm willing to cut a morherfucker to protect Matthew Lillard
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
Genuinely evil shit
“Landlords may say ‘smart home’ devices are a tenant convenience. But the reality is, these AI-enabled systems can track patterns of tenant behavior, identify when people are home, and provide landlords with personal information that could be used to push out tenants perceived as too costly.”
ACLU Sues San Francisco Landlords over AI-Powered Surveillance in Tenants' Homes | ACLU of Northern CA
www.aclunc.org
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Genuinely evil shit
A tiny piece of a larger painting, but I love it so much that I wanted to share
#illustration #art #painting #jellyfish
#illustration #art #painting #jellyfish
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A tiny piece of a larger painting, but I love it so much that I wanted to share
#illustration #art #painting #jellyfish
#illustration #art #painting #jellyfish
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pharmacy wrapped and it includes a stat for how often my insurance screwed me over this year
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
pharmacy wrapped and it includes a stat for how often my insurance screwed me over this year
Okay but I actually desperately want a kei truck
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Okay but I actually desperately want a kei truck
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i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.