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Christmastopher Evelyn
@jennytulls.bsky.social
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Dick jokes are my ✨️passion✨️
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
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Christmastopher Evelyn @jennytulls.bsky.social · 22d
Im a bit of a feminine himbo, a "herbo", if you will.
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bcdreyer.social
This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
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December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
jennytulls.bsky.social
Alt version, with less red glow.

#art #illustration #painting #robot 🎨
From a dark alley on a dank and rainy night, a robot approaches out of the shadows and into the glow of the red and blue neon lights of the city. His eyes glow blue in his round head, his body built from salvaged parts. His torso is an old speaker. He beckons for you to follow him into the night, to hear the music of the streets. Anyway its a drawing of a robot, please enjoy.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
jennytulls.bsky.social
BeatBot, approaching from a dark alleyway to ask if you've heard the good word of the musician, R3v3rt3d

#art #illustration #robot #painting #music

@nivation.bsky.social
From a dark alley on a dank and rainy night, a robot approaches out of the shadows and into the glow of the red and blue neon lights of the city. His eyes glow blue in his round head, his body built from salvaged parts. His torso is an old speaker. He beckons for you to follow him into the night, to hear the music of the streets. Anyway its a drawing of a robot, please enjoy.
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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tape.bsky.social
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
the simpsons meme where ralph is saying "(chuckles) im in danger" but baby jesus is overlayed over ralph and danger has been changed to manger.
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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frozenpbr.bsky.social
Idk when the DSM-6 is dropping, but executive brain disease should be on the cover. Like it's a copy of fuckin Madden.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in
Both Tate and Paul on their knees begging for mercy
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
I dunno, I saw my nephews trucks all lined up and felt the overwhelming urge to snap the pic, I really like it but couldnt tell you why

#photography #photograph 📷
A photo of toy tonka trucks lined up on a wooden barrier in front of a backyard shed. There are oak leaves on the ground, and the sun is blowing out the back part of the picture and creating an interesting dreamy effect, everything is kind of soft and hazy and yellow.
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
Venture Brothers really is the best animated series ever.
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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emblemboy.bsky.social
I must ask, why are they so quick to believe in systemic discrimination now.
Additionally, if they believe this as a rationale/reasoning for a shift, do they also believe that minorities had reason to "do woke" due to systemic discrimination of the past? Or do only white men have no agency.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie?

No joke, I love this shit. Its tradition now for me and kevin, delightful schlocky feel good disaster movie lol
A movie poster for the film, 'Christmas Twister'. It shows a city simultaneously being flooded and also attacked by a gigantic flaming tornado. None of that shit happens in the movie of course, just like a small Texas town getting hit by a string of tornados while people shelter in a shopping mall on Christmas. It does star Casper Van Dien, and he's a delight.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
jennytulls.bsky.social
Wip but kinda loving the vibe of my robot son from 1992 so far

#art #illustration #painting 🎨
A piece of an illustration of a robot. He has a round head and round, glowing blue eyes. His torso is a speaker from the early 1980's, and his visible arm is various pieces of multicolored plastic. The whole image is dark and grainy and kinda dingy. Very much unfinished but interesting, in my super definitely not biased opinion.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
jennytulls.bsky.social
My dog has autism
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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matthewdowsmith.bsky.social
If you are still on X/Twitter in any capacity as an artist, get off there right freaking now.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
I'm never more of a liar than when I sing along to that "🎶I would walk 500 miles" song.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
My alt text is immaculate
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
Hell yeah, you can smell the gay!
A selfie of me, im in a red plaid flannel and a black dress with skulls and roses, you can tell its a torrid dress for sure, and i have more floppy boob showing because bras are for suckers. I have messy damp hair from a shower. My hair is brown with long bangs. I have hazel eyes. There are rainbow light refractions or whatever across my face from the angle of the sun, but in this one it looks like the rainbow is going straight up my schnozz. straight up snorting the gay. Doing a line of lesbian.
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
jennytulls.bsky.social
The universe says rainbow time
A selfie of me, im in a red plaid flannel and a black dress with skulls and roses, you can tell its a torrid dress for sure. I have messy damp hair from a shower. My hair is brown with long bangs. I have hazel eyes. There are rainbow light refractions or whatever across my face from the angle of the sun.
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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akaharriet.bsky.social
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Headline: "Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot" by Jan Martindale Dec. 10 2025
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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gamerstavernshow.com
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 12d
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
jennytulls.bsky.social
He stubbed his tail

#art #illustration #comic #godzilla
An illustration of godzilla clutching his tail, which has a glowing red sore spot. He's rocked back and sitting awkwardly. Theres a smoldering cityscape behind him. He looks very sad and says "rrrrrrrr...." like a sad puppy-dinosaur would after stubbing their tail.
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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thotstream.bsky.social
The Dream Of Every Millennial: a small farm, perhaps in the woods, with a number of goats or a milk cow, and a fire and a cat with whom to watch the turning of the leaves
September 27, 2023 at 6:02 PM