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im in my 30s
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i cant stop listening to annoying emo music
ok so questionable band name aside this is one of the best bands ive ever seen live and ive seen a lot of bands that sound like this when i was smol

sexprisoner.bandcamp.com/track/piss-w...
Piss When I Cum, by Sex Prisoner
from the album s/t
sexprisoner.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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getting fatter tits out of spite
February 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i know youve all been patiently awaiting my next non-alcoholic dark beer review so here it is: deschutes black butte non-alcoholic porter is good, very very close to what a regular (good) porter is like
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
earl 🤝 shirt

earl metshirt
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
well thought out concerning horny post containing the phrase "suicidal thighdiation"
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
best grindgaze cute grindcore

sugarwounds.bandcamp.com/album/calico...
Calico Dreams, by Sugar Wounds
7 track album
sugarwounds.bandcamp.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Last year’s chestnut-backed chickadee nest from the birdhouse :)
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
everytime im walking around in public wearing my tiny shorts the only thoughts in my head are just "slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay."
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
damn... looks like the cat's out of the swag :/
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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we really need your help. we're so far away from paying rent. we're gonna get evicted and it's all the fault of my stupid injury. i'm begging y'all to please help
i have a hearing with unemployment today where they decide if i get paid

i'm looking desperately for work but these bills are crushing me

please help

internet $0/$120 2/2
rent $65/$2000 2/4

food/gas $0/$100 2/1

venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain

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mutual aid
honestly have no idea how we're gonna pull through. two days until rent is due. please help if you can

internet $0/$120 2/2
rent $65/$2000 2/4

food/gas $0/$100 2/1

venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain

💸💕
mutual aid
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
when she says cum i say how high
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
i have no tits and i must slay
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
yesterday in downtown oakland i ate a life-saving sandwich
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
one must imagine sisyphus sassy
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
peter, bjorn, and ron
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
landlords are like "give me $2200 a month for this apartmentslop"
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Fruits Issue 3_Page_35.jpg
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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greasily cumming
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
why is it called a bus and not a titty shaker
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
damn i didnt realize the appalachian mountains had such a Këkht Aräkh problem...
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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already cumming
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
i read theory, and i vote!
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
theory is just the bible for reddit atheists turned trans women
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM