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HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
if I think about pigeons too much I'll start crying
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
if I think about pigeons too much I'll start crying
"i would take a bullet for you" okay well how about eating a vegetable and doing moderate physical activity instead. would you do that for me
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"i would take a bullet for you" okay well how about eating a vegetable and doing moderate physical activity instead. would you do that for me
if any of my tall friends are around I need help hanging something. don't laugh
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
if any of my tall friends are around I need help hanging something. don't laugh
fucked around. you'll never guess what happened next
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
fucked around. you'll never guess what happened next
we all have bigger problems than each other!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
we all have bigger problems than each other!!!!
I'm available if anyone wants to project their unresolved shit on me btw
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm available if anyone wants to project their unresolved shit on me btw
working from home allows me to dedicate my lunch breaks to meaningful activities, like meticulously looking for mealybugs in every crevice of my 50+ houseplants
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
working from home allows me to dedicate my lunch breaks to meaningful activities, like meticulously looking for mealybugs in every crevice of my 50+ houseplants
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I exist! 🦗
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I exist! 🦗
getting a fringe was the best thing I've ever done. all my problems went away. all the bad things that happened to me were punishment for being fringeless.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
getting a fringe was the best thing I've ever done. all my problems went away. all the bad things that happened to me were punishment for being fringeless.
one of the things I like about plants is that cutting them all to ribbons and doing extreme surgery is your best bet and will pay off 5x compared to just playing it safe and hoping for the best
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
one of the things I like about plants is that cutting them all to ribbons and doing extreme surgery is your best bet and will pay off 5x compared to just playing it safe and hoping for the best
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
are Luas ticket inspectors included in ACAB?
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
are Luas ticket inspectors included in ACAB?
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Daily affirmation
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Daily affirmation
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i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
as if 50+ houseplants in a tiny gaff wasn't enough I now also need space to store their bananawater
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
as if 50+ houseplants in a tiny gaff wasn't enough I now also need space to store their bananawater
it's cuffing season and I'm on really good private health insurance so if anyone wants to get married real quick DM me
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it's cuffing season and I'm on really good private health insurance so if anyone wants to get married real quick DM me
I have many bug-like qualities
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have many bug-like qualities
activating like a sleeper agent whenever I hear the word "armpit"
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
activating like a sleeper agent whenever I hear the word "armpit"
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born to cheat forced to consensual open relationships
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
born to cheat forced to consensual open relationships
I DROVE on the MOTORWAY
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I DROVE on the MOTORWAY
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fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me thrice oh my god enough! why do you hate me! stop!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me thrice oh my god enough! why do you hate me! stop!!
posting ass in close friends stories will continue until morale improves
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
posting ass in close friends stories will continue until morale improves