the humid centipede
@bemilyonhere.bsky.social
☭ arkansas' most powerful shrine maiden ☭
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i’m an aspiring xenturbella aka a simple bilaterian aka a benthic worm
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i’m an aspiring xenturbella aka a simple bilaterian aka a benthic worm
I find it hard to believe there's a spoon's worth of microplastics in my brain.... That's too fucking much. What size spoon? I need proof that the average person would really have a large sizable amount.
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I find it hard to believe there's a spoon's worth of microplastics in my brain.... That's too fucking much. What size spoon? I need proof that the average person would really have a large sizable amount.
it's giving penis
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
it's giving penis
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There’s a second video
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
There’s a second video
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when they tell you to go back to writing about gadgets www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
when they tell you to go back to writing about gadgets www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
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I'm so spoiled fr
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I'm so spoiled fr
Five jobs I've had:
- IT Tech/Support
- Penetration Testing
- Night Stocking (grocery store)
- Store Manager (Nutritional Supplement Stores)
- Crossbow Target Factory Supply Line lol
- IT Tech/Support
- Penetration Testing
- Night Stocking (grocery store)
- Store Manager (Nutritional Supplement Stores)
- Crossbow Target Factory Supply Line lol
Five jobs I've had:
-Grocery store bagger
-IT tech
-Barback/bar security
-Corpse warehouse employee
-Food safety microbiologist
-Grocery store bagger
-IT tech
-Barback/bar security
-Corpse warehouse employee
-Food safety microbiologist
Five jobs I’ve had:
- doorman at a country club
- clerk at a comics/video store
- newspaper cartoonist
- OnStar button installation tester at an auto plant
- bike, furniture and fixtures assemblyman at a Wal-Mart
- doorman at a country club
- clerk at a comics/video store
- newspaper cartoonist
- OnStar button installation tester at an auto plant
- bike, furniture and fixtures assemblyman at a Wal-Mart
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Five jobs I've had:
- IT Tech/Support
- Penetration Testing
- Night Stocking (grocery store)
- Store Manager (Nutritional Supplement Stores)
- Crossbow Target Factory Supply Line lol
- IT Tech/Support
- Penetration Testing
- Night Stocking (grocery store)
- Store Manager (Nutritional Supplement Stores)
- Crossbow Target Factory Supply Line lol
im h*rny
Pixel Grip - Reason To Stay (Official Video)
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January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
im h*rny
ok real question:
what places are considered generally happy to have euro or american honkies visiting and giving them tourism money vs which would reasonably prefer we dont go bother them
what places are considered generally happy to have euro or american honkies visiting and giving them tourism money vs which would reasonably prefer we dont go bother them
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 AM
ok real question:
what places are considered generally happy to have euro or american honkies visiting and giving them tourism money vs which would reasonably prefer we dont go bother them
what places are considered generally happy to have euro or american honkies visiting and giving them tourism money vs which would reasonably prefer we dont go bother them
callout post for the woke chudler
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 AM
callout post for the woke chudler
we got glorpo on the track
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 AM
we got glorpo on the track
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free speech isn’t legal anymore
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
free speech isn’t legal anymore
The skin around my USB port is red and tingly
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 AM
The skin around my USB port is red and tingly
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I eat as much pumpkin as a senior dog
January 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I eat as much pumpkin as a senior dog
have we found out what the minnesota squirter had in that syringe yet? ham juice? doodoo diarrhea? ectoplasm?
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
have we found out what the minnesota squirter had in that syringe yet? ham juice? doodoo diarrhea? ectoplasm?
Getting so horny you accidentally tell someone to kill you >>>>
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Getting so horny you accidentally tell someone to kill you >>>>
"freezing fog" is the coolest weather condition
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
"freezing fog" is the coolest weather condition
I wake up from a nap yesterday and my bf said to "hey they got the guy with the bag of money in charge of ice now".
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I wake up from a nap yesterday and my bf said to "hey they got the guy with the bag of money in charge of ice now".
I figure if you're terrified of everything, it's probably pretty easy to call everyone a terrorist.
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I figure if you're terrified of everything, it's probably pretty easy to call everyone a terrorist.