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35 year old coyote thing, married to a husky thing, dating a hybrid thing. 💕🥰
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Trimet has got big balls
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Today has been insanely irritating. Ripped my Christmas present shirt on a bit of shelf at work, my Steam Deck got a tiny drip of water in the trackpad and now it’s not alternating between not responding at all and vibrating endlessly. Coworkers were also getting on my nerves all day. Ughhh
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Everyone keeps thinking my Steam Deck is a Switch 2 and I’m mildly offended
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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bsky is LA and twitter is NYC
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The Man With The Golden Retriever Fursona
You Only Commission Twice
Dr. UwU
The Husky Who Loved Me
Octopussy (no change, monsterfuckers assemble!)
Licence to Scritch
Skyfall (starring Macro Falco who trips over)
Golden(Slitted)Eye
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Make a Bond movie furry:
The man with the golden paw
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡

NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Earlier this year, we published an article on how women are increasingly seeking out testosterone to help with energy or their sex lives. We followed up with one woman who went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for her marriage.
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
She went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for their marriage.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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🎨Skeawolf
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
who do I have to put into a trap to get Saw XI made
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
going to watch Zootopia 2 500 times and become pawbertlynxleyl0vr69
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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as part of the phase-out of pennies, there's a buyback program where, if you throw your old pennies at any law enforcement officer, they will react to you with violence
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy
*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy
*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy
*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy
*paws at y
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am having an exceptionally irritating day
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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@coyote.zone knowledge fight was so fuckin funny live
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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knowledge fight is the podcast ever I am so lucky to be at the live show this week (thankful they came to portland!!!)
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Knowledge Fight live!!!! Wahoooo!
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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At knowledge fight with Coyote
Hype! ✨🐶✨
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Waiting for the showwwww
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just learned that the Zootopia popup at the mall doesn’t sell a Pawbert body pillow
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I ❤️ Pornography
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Waterfox? You mean an otter?
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Reagan? Are you fucking kidding me?

Kiss any chance of being the Dem nominee in 2028 goodbye, Gav. And it was a thin chance to begin with.

Reagan. Jesus Christ.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
listening to the first animorphs audiobook and I can’t stop thinking elfangor sounds like ansem
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM